Dr. Sam Stud is our new Dean of Students. Stud was one of our first graduates. He is always willing to give a helping hand to the students. Unlike many college advisors, he never demands classes that students do not want or need. Best of all, he works for alot less than most college professors. His thesis on the banana margarita is legendary.
The Dean tries to work with all students
no matter how dumb they may be.
