Worthless Honorary Degrees Given
Our University is proud to proclaim its honorary doctorates. These were given to the most deserving people of the century to whom we wanted to give this useless honor. We granted these worthless degrees to people who have made the world a better place or just to people the dean likes. These people have not been given notice of this award, and this page is a living award that will keep growing as time allows.
Worthless Honorary Doctorates Granted
For The Past Century
Man of the Century
Elvis Presley
Other Award Winners (1900-2000)
John Wayne
George Burns
D.W. Griffith
John F. Kennedy
George Wallace
Huey Long
Bear Bryant
John Lennon
Andrew Jackson (Past Honor)
Hank Williams Sr.
Hank Williams Jr.
Hank Williams III
Johnny Cash
Jerry Lee Lewis
Carl Perkins
Gen. George Patton
Burt Reynolds
Jerry Reed
Franklin Roosevelt
Jimmy Carter
Howard Stern
Redd Foxx
Lynard Skynard (Whole Band)
CCR (Whole Band)
Adam Sandler
John Belushi
Guns and Roses (Whole Band)
Jerry Clower
Jimi Hendrix
Teddy Roosevelt
John Holmes
Ginger Lynne
Jasmine St. Claire
Larry Flint
David Allen Coe
Jimmy Buffet
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Bill Clinton
Award Winners (2001-2003)
Man of the Year (2001)
For ACTUALLY winning the US Presidency.
Al Gore
Man of the Year (2002)
Sean Michaels
For returning and winning the WWE title!
Other Winners (2001-2003)
Toby Keith
Ric Flair
Hulk Hogan
Kid Rock
Eminem
Ozzy Osbourne and Family
Britney Spears (Very Sexy!! E-mail me Baby!)
Christina Agulara (Hot!)
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Will Smith
Dennis Miller
Chris Rock
Dave Chappelle
Tray Parker
Matt Stone
Puddle of Mud (Whole Band)
Judge Joe Brown
Judge Judy
Jack Nicholson
Jerry Springer
Method Man
Redman
Afroman
The Rock
Vince McMahon
Stephanie McMahon(Very Hot!)
Tory Wilson
Stacy Kebler(Love to try those cookies)
The Man Show Cast!
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