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A smattering of funny & popular quotes from the fan fiction stories as voted on by my friends.

This page has been featured on several sites! So if you have arrived here via an outside link then please know: these quotes are all from my fanfics. To get to the fics scroll down to the bottom of this page and click on the home page link. If you like the quote chances are you'll love the fic.

Kagura: "I don’t care how blue your blood is or if you are king of the dog people.”
Sesshomaru blinked at her description of him. “Well then I guess it’s a good thing that I am only crown prince of the dog people.” ...Pride & Prejudice

Anya to Buffy: “What happened to telling Spike no matter how broke you were you’d never stoop to accepting ‘please don’t slay me’ bribes?”...Saving the World One Hanyou at a Time
Sesshomaru on Kagura: "If this witch was allowed to have her way she would own my devotion and soul; turning me quickly into an idolater; however I prefer to choose my own alters of worship."....Head Over Heels
Sesshomaru's text messages to Inuyasha:
Tuesday Oct 25: Still gonna kill you.
Wednesday Oct 26: Don’t bother making any plans today; if I see you I will kill you.
Thursday Oct 27: Got stuck in traffic. Saw you in the other lane. Almost got to kill you. Damnit. Better luck next time.
Friday Oct 28: yada, yada, yada, will kill you tomorrow, it’s in my PDA this time so I won’t forget. BTW step-Ma wants you to mow her lawn. I sure as hell ain’t doing it.
Saturday Oct 29: Would’ve killed you but had to wait for you to mow ma’s lawn first.
Sunday Oct 30: Realized lawn season is over, I’m gonna kill you after church
Monday Oct 31: Can’t kill you tonight, my band’s got a gig. Come see us, we’re at the Hide Away. Wear a gay costume and I’ll kill you. ...Double or Nothing: Take the Money and Run
Inuyasha to Sesshomaru: "Oh go pour yourself a big ole frost mug of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"...Hanyou on a Hotplate
Kagome on Sesshomaru: "..deception wasn’t Sesshomaru’s style. He was more of an upfront: Hey you! I don’t like your shoes so now die. …kind of guy." ...Go Home Kagome.

Hojo to his wife Kagome: "I’ve told everyone I’m a battered husband but no one will believe me." Pavlov's Bell
Kagura to Sesshomaru: "You can’t ask people to feel sorry for you because you made the unfortunate mistake to fall in love with them.” Pride & Predjudice
Kagome's mom Ayumi on Kagome's love for Inuyasha: "I will love my grandchildren regardless. But I’ve guess if I had to I could alter some of those cute Baby Gap outfits by cutting holes in the hat in case they have ears.”...Go Home Kagome
Rin on Sesshomaru: “And if you look outside, as everyone is already doing, you will see my guardian shamelessly making out with some woman I’ve never met.”..Pride and Predjudice
Anya to Inuyasha:“So you really should thank me. I was supposed to pox your penis and make your ears fall off….oh and give you an incurable infestation of fleas.”
A tree branch whizzed through the air and narrowly missed hitting Anya in the head. Saving the World One Hanyou At a Time
Ozzie on Team Inuyasha in Kitchen Stadium: “It’s bloody fucking brilliant. Piss off!”... The Hanyou Hits the Frying Pan
Inuyasha to Sesshomaru: “Hells bells this is a red letter day! I’m gonna rent the fucking Good Year Blimp and have it flash the words 'Sesshomaru was wrong' above the house for a week!” Pride and Prejudice
Spike interacting with a Walmart door greeter: She saw his forehead turn bumpy followed by a flash of his fangs and began screeching. Spike gracefully turned and swept his way back into the store his duster swinging around him. He pointed to her as he left. “And that’s for selling me a censored Guns N’ Roses CD last month. Bloody Hell…” Saving the World One Hanyou At a Time
Koga on Sesshomaru & Inuyasha's white and red outfits:“Ya’ll know that together you look like a candy cane gone seriously wrong right?”...Pride and Predjudice
Kagome's thoughts on Romeo & Juliet: "Well Kikyo was the dead Juliet and I was the village idiot…" Southern Fried Hanyou.
Buffy's first impression of Inuyasha: "He’s kinda cute…a dog demon?" Her face lit up with a dark grin. "Dog demon huh, now we’re talking! And I’ve always wanted a puppy." Saving the World One Hanyou At a Time
Miroku to Inuyasha on Kikyo: (She's)“Fine as in she’s decided she doesn’t want to die and take you with her? Or fine as in she doesn’t know whose window you’ve been in?” Go Home Kagome.
Sesshomaru to Kagura: . “Woman I’m on the verge of committing murder for you. I doubt a small thing like his disapproval would stop me from the pursuing and having of you.” Pride and Prejudice

Buffy on the Watcher's Council: “They are a bunch of dusty old men; kind of the United Nations of the Slayer world. And about as effective.” Saving the World One Hanyou At a Time
Sesshomaru to Kagura: “Stupid broker, not everything in this world can be haggled over. But I will have what I want of you. I don’t need some half cocked bargain for that." Pride and Prejudice
Buffy to Inuyasha: “"Dog Boy were you born this pissed off or has someone jammed that silly sword up your behind?” Saving the World One Hanyou At a Time.
Naraku on his career: “Lady Kagome...heat seeking missiles don’t kill people, people kill people.” Pride and Prejudice
Miroku to Kagome:“You think you need to kill Kikyo? Last week Inuyasha asked me to seal the well. What is wrong with you people? Where do you come up with this stuff?” Go Home Kagome
Rin on Naraku's death: "It’s not like anyone will miss him. Ya know here in South Carolina the words ‘He needed killing’ are still a viable defense.” Pride and Predjudice
Inuyasha to Buffy on the Tetsusaiga:“That sword was forged from my great demon father’s fang. It was broken then repaired with one of my own fangs.”
Buffy: “Umm I had my wisdom teeth taken out last year?”
Inuyasha:“Did ya have any of them forged into a magical sword?”
Buffy: “Not so much.”
He grinned flashing a white smile with sharp canines, “Then I think I’m winning this one.”
Saving the World One Hanyou At a Time
Kagura's thoughts on Sesshomaru's lovemaking: The image of the great and powerful Taiyokai on all fours with his butt hanging out of his boxers was too much and she broke down into insane giggles...Pride and Prejudice Kagome on American men: “I am quite ordinary. They must have that Asian girl perv thing going on.” Go Home Kagome. Kagome's memories of her last encounter with Inuyasha: "Eventually he got his hand up her skirt and forever changed her view of the world. Afterwards he acted as though she'd never existed and Kagome was reminded of every paranoid warning her mother had given about ‘those horrible, good for nothing’ Inu boys..." Double or Nothing, Take the Money and Run

Buffy's thoughts on Sesshomaru: "Of course he would be sort of evil and good looking…just my type. Maybe I can start the hot or not collection of evil in my basement. Stupid, stupid Buffy." Saving the World One Hanyou at a Time
Kagome to Inuyasha about going to the dentist: “Remember what I told you last time? If you don’t go and your teeth turn rotten I am not kissing you and sex is totally out of the question.” The Hanyou Hits the Frying Pan.
Darryl to Inuyasha on childbirth: “Women know this is the one time in life they have a get out of jail free card and we have to honor it. I mean do you want to give birth to the kids?”
Inuyasha considered this impossible task and felt decidedly queasy. “Fuck no!”..Hanyou on a Hotplate: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Spike: “No one’s perfect Xander. I’ve been around awhile now and never met one perfect person…cept for maybe Sid Vicious." Saving the World One Hanyou At a Time Kagura on Sesshomaru, a first impression: "Oh please, please, please don’t be gay."...Head Over Heels
How Rin answers the phone: “Yo! House of Inu. Whasss up?” Pride And Prejudice

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