kickthedog1: O.k. this is KTD. interviewing Philosapie1. Now, would you like to introduce yourself Philosapie1: Well you can call me Super kickthedog1: keep in mind everything you type is being recorded for quality assurance. Philosapie1: I have traveled the world and I have many experiences to bring to the table. kickthedog1: Aahhh.. Super. kickthedog1: I like it Philosapie1: Are you saying Big Brother is watching. kickthedog1: so you say youve traveled the world? kickthedog1: well if thats what youd like to cal it Philosapie1: Oh yes quite extensively kickthedog1: where exactly have you gone? kickthedog1: Super? Philosapie1: Throughout the Mediteranian Philosapie1: Spain , Italy , France, Yugoslavia etc.. kickthedog1: Oh my, what kind of things may one expect wjhile visiting the mediteranian? Philosapie1: Well the streets are filled with vendors Philosapie1: Peddlers kickthedog1: If you don't mind me asking, Super, have you ever met George Clooney? Philosapie1: I really shouldn't say. kickthedog1: oh... kickthedog1: ok... kickthedog1: so peddlers?! kickthedog1: umm... kickthedog1: youve met peddlers Philosapie1: yes they are bothersome Philosapie1: can't get where your going without someone peddeling something over there. kickthedog1: Well i sure hope you were well armed kickthedog1: did you carry a GAT? kickthedog1: Did the Peddlers ever TOUCH you in a way that you didn't recomend? Philosapie1: KTD you know I do not condone violence. kickthedog1: I'm sorry Super please answer the question kickthedog1: did they fondle you? Philosapie1: It touches my heart when I see those poor peddlers Philosapie1: Yes I am fond of them kickthedog1: well so i assume they had knifes then... kickthedog1: did they ever try do slise you? kickthedog1: slice? Philosapie1: Oh yes they will sell almost anything . Its similar to An American yard sale. kickthedog1: So as these peddlers confronted you with knifes drawn , were you at all frightened? Philosapie1: They eat healthey kickthedog1: So did you ever join them to dinner? Philosapie1: I saw the leaning tower of pis kickthedog1: Well i hope none of the piss fel on you Philosapie1: excuse me ... pisa Philosapie1: only the butcher knows kickthedog1: im sorry? kickthedog1: super your becoming distant. Philosapie1: Well its an ole sayig in my family kickthedog1: yes go on... Philosapie1: We call the butcher the one who knows all Philosapie1: Its kinda like cutting out all the filth in newspapers out kickthedog1: So the Butcher as you say, he's a holy figure? Philosapie1: Yes more than most. the Irony is he is the best Person and held High in esteem Philosapie1: Which brings me to the queen Philosapie1: Meeting the queen how elegant kickthedog1: Im sorry Super you lost me... Philosapie1: I was just reminissing out loud. kickthedog1: Ok so tell me about the rest of your journey... kickthedog1: other places Super kickthedog1: 'cmon... Philosapie1: oh Jamaica kickthedog1: mmkay... kickthedog1: so what? Philosapie1: Its not all they say it is. kickthedog1: Jamaica is just like any other town kickthedog1: yes? kickthedog1: Is there a lot of Drug smoking Philosapie1: Yes its filled with cramped huts and you get mugged easily there. Philosapie1: I was mugged three times kickthedog1: So surely you carried a GAT. Philosapie1: KTD you know I don't believe in violence kickthedog1: So when they stole your purse did you ever sumon the police Philosapie1: Yes I squealed so loud. Philosapie1: like a pig ya know kickthedog1: Well... ummm... kickthedog1: okay France? kickthedog1: did people live in huts there? Philosapie1: ahhh viva viva viva Philosapie1: I don't know vat it means Philosapie1: viva Philosapie1: but I know it comes before everything kickthedog1: I'm sorry i think your missspelling some words kickthedog1: what are you talking about? Philosapie1: viva la dog Philosapie1: viva la cat Philosapie1: viva la money kickthedog1: okay, Listen Super if you want me to continue i need you to be seriouse Philosapie1: you know kickthedog1: no i dont kickthedog1: im sorry Philosapie1: You know I am serious kickthedog1: now lets talk about what you did today Philosapie1: ok sure kickthedog1: what did you do when you got out of bed? kickthedog1: this morning not this afternoon Philosapie1: Oh I hate that part Philosapie1: As I got up I always start my day with Max Well house Thats MAXWELL house coffee kickthedog1: okay slow down kickthedog1: oh no thats all the time we have for you Super thank you so much for joining us this evening Philosapie1: I love to go on my veranda kickthedog1: any last words Super? Philosapie1: Hey I just not finished kickthedog1: I'm sorry Super thats all the time we have Philosapie1: Ok to all my fans and people of the world . PLease say you love me kickthedog1: Ok very nice Super. Philosapie1: Tank you kickthedog1: and for all our viewers, Thank you for tooning in and visit us next week at D.r.K.T.Dog's Desk.
