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I'd first like to give total props to my homeboy Lou Ferrigno, the original human HULK.

He stared in all five HULK movies. Playing the lead in four as The Incredible HULK, and guest staring in Ang Lee's God worthy film as a security guard.

The first HULK movie debuted in 1977 and was called "The Incredible HULK". Too bad the next one didn't come out for another 11 years. It explained Banner's experiments with Gamma radiation and the one that renders him a huge, green, insanely strong being when he gets angry, "The Incredible HULK". The HULK is then classified as a criminal and the HULK doesn't like that much...

The next HULK movie was titled "The Return of The Incredible HULK"...heh clever I know. It appeared in 1988 and guest stared a character named "Thor". Banner is messing with Gamma radiation again, this time to reverse the effects and hopefully rid himself of The HULK. Unfortunately, his lab gets totally screwed up by Thor who is coincedentally, a former student of Banner's, Donald Blake. They duke it out and then they team up against some fool who is interested in Banner's experiments and such.

The third HULK movie, "The Trial of The Incredible HULK", came in 1989 and guest stared "DareDevil". After saving a girl from this evil dude, he gets busted by the cops, jailed, and asigned an attorney. This attourney happens to be Matthew Murdock, or better known as "DareDevil". The two team up and break out of jail to battle and whoop this evil dude's ass.

The last of Ferrigno's HULK movies showed up in 1990, "The Death of The Incredible HULK". Banner is helped out by this doctor Pratt to find a cure for his HULKishness. But he first has to turn into the HULK and defend the doctor from a terrorist group. He falls off a plane at the end and dies. Pretty pathetic for The HULK huh?

The fifth and greatist of the HULK movies is Ang Lee's Awesome production, "HULK". It basically starts 30 somethin' years ago showing David Banner(Nick Nolte),Bruce's father, experimenting in his lab, trying to achieve human regeneration for military use. He explains the idea to General Ross(Sam Elliot) to try and get human test subjects and gets badly turned down. He gets pissed and injects this formula into himself and uses his own blood results for testing. He then gets it on with his wife and has a son, Bruce. He looks at young Bruce's DNA and sees that he passed something on. While trying to find a cure for his son, Ross comes in and throws David Banner off the military project. David Banner gets pissed and sets the military base detenation sequence on and runs home to talk to his wife. The two get in an arguement and Banner, in his words, "fullfilling a father's mercy", attemps to kill Bruce but ends up killing his wife. All the while, Bruce is watching in absolute horror. The base blows up and Banner gets carted off to prison. 30 years later, Bruce(Eric Bana) gets a job at a laboratory coincedentally researching human regeneration using "Nanomeds" and Gamma Radiation. He doesn't remember anything about his past but has nightmares and repressed anger from his repressed memories. His co-worker and ex-girlfriend, Betty Ross(Jeniffer Connelly) is daughter of the same man who put Bruce's father in prison. David Banner gets released and recieves a job as janitor at the lab where bruce is working. Meanwhile, while checking out a fried circuit, Bruce gets locked into the "Gamma Bay" or whatever, breathes in the Nanomeds, and gets hit full blast with a ton of Gamma Radiation. Well miraculously nothing is wrong with him and no one can figure it out. He then gets a visit from his father and is told about his blood. Bruce doesn't believe it but goes to figure it out himself. He see's the truth, gets pissed and transforms into The Hulk. He totally destroys his lab, jumps through the roof and disappears.

He is found Betty at his house, passed out, and her father comes in with his team of militia to investigate the destruction of Bruce's lab. Ross tells Betty to go home and puts Bruce under mass suervalence. Bruce then gets a call from his father and is told that he mutated some dogs and sent them to Betty's place. Just then, an asshole named Glen Talbot(John Lucas) comes in and starts a fight with Bruce. Bruce gets pissed and explodes into The Hulk. He deals with Talbot and friends and jumps to Betty's place. He gets there and scares Betty but kinda doesn't and then confronts the mutated dogs. He fights and kills the dogs and he transforms back into Bruce. Betty kindly lets him stay the night.

Betty gets freaked and calls her dad and tells him to come and get Bruce and take him somewhere safe. Ross complies and he takes Bruce to the desert base where he works. Talbot comes back and tells Bruce that he is going to get a chunk of The Hulk for his own reasons. Bruce gets knocked out and put in this water-capsule-thing. Somewhere about here David Banner goes and deliberately breathes the Nanomeds and shoots himself with Gamma Radiation. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't turn into a Hulk but he can fuse with all sorts of stuff. Anyways, they make Bruce dream some stuff and he wakes up with a bad temper. He busts out of the water-tank thing and terrorizes the people in the base. He gets out and starts hauling ass through the desert and then jumps to his old house, then jumps to the middle of the desert and meets up with these 4 tanks. He flips, smashes, rips apart and throws these tanks then jumps to a place far off and feels some peace for once. Ross busts The Hulks bubble and sends him helicopters. The Hulk gets pissed and runs through this canyon, deflecting the helicopters' missles. He ends up getting toppled with all sorts of heavy rock. He gets free and he jumps to the heart of San Francisco, the San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge more or less, and runs into some jets. One jet has a spaz and spirals twords the bridge. The Hulk sees this and jumps on the jet to move it just enough so it doesn't hit the bridge. In return for The Hulks daring save, the jet takes him really high in altitude. The Hulk passes out and falls really far into the water by the bridge and disappears. Meanwhile, David Banner askes Betty that if he turns himself in now, would Ross let him see his son on last time. The Hulk shows up, busting out of the pavement and takes a double fist into the ground causing a mass car pile-up.

Just then, Betty shows up and The Hulk turns back into Bruce and the two hug and stuff. Ross sets up a convo between David and Bruce and Bruce get angry and tell his dad to get out. His dad has a mental sprawl and takes a bite out of this huge power cord. He gets shocked to high heaven and becomes this huge electricity monster. Bruce then becomes The Hulk and the two take the fight to some lake and duke it out. Then, Ross orders this Gamma missle to be released and it hits them both, destroyes David Banner and Bruce is never seen again. But...one year later...

This is another of my homeboys, Eric Bana. This Badass plays Bruce Banner, the "superficial shell" containing The HULK in Ang Lee's 2003 masterpiece, "HULK".

This is the very sexy and talented Jeniffer Connelly. This Ultra-Beautiful Goddess played Betty Ross, Bruce Banner's Ex-girlfriend and co-worker in Ang Lee's 2003 masterpiece, "HULK".

This is Ang Lee's magnificent Hulk. Isn't he great? I mean come on! This thing jumed onto the highest part of the Golden Gate Bridge, threw a huge elevator plate through the wall like it was a frisbee, chucked a freaking tank, I mean what more could you want?!?!