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Back to the fight, Chameleongirl is getting knocked around big time. Juda is laughing as Disco Queen watches on. Suddenly Scratchfactor is sent against the ring of speakers. Chameleongirl looks up and sees Ian standing in front of her.

Ian: I think this has gone on long enough. Chameleongirl I suggest you take care of those two up there. I'll take care of Mr. DJ here. Unless there are any objections?[looks at Juda who merely smiles back]

Chameleongirl: Fine…..be careful…..[sweating] um….young man I've never met.

Ian: [to himself] Geez, could she come up with something better?

Chameleongirl approaches Juda and Disco Queen. Juda still has her triumphant smile for a bit, then it leaves her face as she looks over at Disco Queen.

Juda: Well?!

Disco Queen: Oh am I suppose to do something?

Juda: [slaps herself in the forehead] Call the soldiers I gave you!!!!

Disco Queen: Oh right!….um how do I do that again? [Juda smacks her across the head] Oh hey it just came back to me. BOOGIE MEN!!!

Suddenly from everywhere shadows scamper across the dance floor and converge in front of Disco Queen. Then 5 demon-like warriors appear, dressed in leisure suits from the 70's.

Disco Queen; [jumps into Juda's arms] Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk! They're scary looking!!!

Juda: [drops her] Well what did you expect? It's a play on words. They 're monsters like the boogie man yet they are disco dancers as well, hence they are "boogie" men.

Disco Queen: [rubbing her bottom] Oh I get it, good one. Go get her Boogie men!!!!

The scene goes back to an office with a chalkboard in the back. Ian, in his tanuki form, is sitting at the desk.

Ian: Yeah I know the joke is lame. Bear with us and sit tight. After all, we have to.

The scene goes back to the boogie men surrounding Chameleongirl. Juda laughs hysterically.

Chameleongirl just smiles. She then fades and becomes invisible. Then suddenly the boogie men all get beat up by some unseen force. In a while they are all laying unconscious on the floor as Chameleongirl becomes visible again and dusts her hands off. Juda stops laughing with her jaw wide open.

Disco Queen: That wasn't suppose to happen, right?

Juda: [yells at her knocking her over] NO THAT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN!!!!

Disco Queen: Oh, that's what I thought.

Suddenly one of the boogie men grabs Chameleongirl by the leg and slams her to the ground. The others get up and come at her.

Disco Queen: Hey, look!!

Juda: Hmmm? [turns and looks] Well at least something around here is dependable.

Disco Queen: [places her arm on her] Hey don't worry you're dependable, just that you dress funny and you're plans don't always work.

Juda: [smacks Disco Queen with a giant mallet] I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!! And I do NOT dress funny, this outfit is risqué, yet cute. And besides I wouldn't talk if I were you.

Back to the ring of speakers, Scratchfactor has gotten to his feet and is circling Ian. Ian looks at him rather calmly.

Scratchfactor: Well now, I take it you're the white knight on a horse.

Ian: Nope. I'm just a guy.

Scratchfactor: Really now?

Ian: Yup, just a guy who's going to kick your butt big time.

Scratchfactor: Fine with me. Let's go.

The two attack each other but neither gains the upper hand. They exchange blows as Kekko watches them from the DJ booth.

Kekko: How can it be? Ian……..[looks at him without blinking] ………… does Manabu know? How can this be?! [looks at the reader] Did you know about this?! [face loses expression . then grabs the sides of the screen] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?!?!? [looks back down at the fight] Ian….if you're not human why don't you just beat him with what ever powers you have?!

Juda: [Pops up next to her] Ah so you know about my brother I see.

Kekko: What?!

Juda: Well to answer your question, my brother, like his father, is a proud person and well I knew he would end up fighting him. But you see I have him bound by his pride. He will try to beat him "fair and square" and will end up getting pummeled in the process. And poor Manabu is left without any help this time.

Kekko: MANABU!?!?!? [looks over at Chameleongirl] She's…..

Juda: That's right.

Kekko is very over whelmed by all of this. Juda laughs as Kekko turns away and looks over at Ian. Scratchfactor's kick nails Ian in the stomach and sends him reeling.

Scratchfactor: I'd love to fight with you all night, you are a very good dance partner I must admit. No one has ever last this long with me. But I'm burning moonlight and the music compels me. But I'll give you a send off worthy someone like you. BATTLERAVE!!!!

Scratchfactor becomes a tornado of kicks and punches and Ian is caught up in it. He gets hit from different directions and is unable to block any of them. Finally Scratchfactor sails into the air with a jump kick and hits Ian square in the chest. Scratchfactor lands on his feet, but Ian hits the floor hard. Up in the DJ booth Kekko looks over at Chameleongirl who is getting trounced by the Boogie men, then looks over at Ian lying on the floor motionless. Juda's laughter rings loudly in her ears. Suddenly she turns around and nails Juda in the face knocking her over the side of the DJ booth,

Kekko: SHUT UP!!!! [she leaps over the side and lands on the ground. She walks over to Scratchfactor] HEY!!!

Scratchfactor: Oh hey there luv sorry I walk out on you but now I can…..

Kekko: Apology [knees him in the groin] excepted. [bends down near Ian] Hey you okay?

Ian: [opens his eyes slowly] No…….I'm so beat up……even my hair hurts.

Kawaii: [runs up to them] Kekko what are you doing?! Are you crazy?!

Kekko: You know I am. Stay here with Ian, I have work to do. [ runs off]

Kawaii: [takes off her jacket and places it under Ian's head like a pillow] I fear for those Boogie men, I've never seen her that mad.

The Boogie men are trouncing Chameleongirl. As one of them holds her while the other hits her. Kekko taps the one beating her up on the shoulder. When he turns to see her he gets nailed in the face with Kekko's high-heeled foot.

Kekko:[ slips off her high-heel shoes] Okay, I think this has gone on long enough. You guys now have to pay the cover charge.

With that Kekko jump kicks one of the boogie men and sends him flying into another. Then Kekko turns around and kicks another in the head as the one next to him's eyes pop out as he sees up Kekko's skirt. Kekko glares at him.

Kekko: Oh you likes that huh? Wanna see it again…[kicks him in the face] UP CLOSE!!!!

As he goes down Kekko walks over and helps Chameleongirl to her feet. Just then the groggy Boogie men get up.

Kekko: Um…I think you may want to finish these guys.

Chameleongirl: Huh? Oh right. [ spins around] TAIL WHIPLASH!!!!

Chameleongirl's tail glows bright and goes through the Boogie men. Then the fall in half and then explode it bursts of bright colors and smoke.

Chameleongirl: [A bit dizzy] I hate doing that attack.

Kekko: [Keeps her from falling over] Hey take it easy.

Chameleongirl: Thanks for helping me.

Kekko: Hey what are friends for?[looks at her slyly]

Chameleongirl: Um..[a bit uneasy] yeah thanks. I have to go.

Kekko: Um yeah if you run into Manabu.. please tell her to hurry. Ian is hurt.

Chameleongirl: Um…[ a bit scared now] okay. [runs off confused]

Kekko walks back to where Kawaii is sitting near Ian. She places her hand on Kawaii shoulder. Kawaii looks up at her.

Kawaii: He's okay, just a bit beaten up.

Kekko: Good. Oh say go check on Manabu.

Kawaii: Huh? Oh yeah she's been in the bathroom a long time.

Kekko: Well you know how she is. [Kawaii giggles and runs off] Well Ian how you feeling?

Ian: Like a chew toy.

Kekko: Heh yeah well you would know what chew are like wouldn't you Ian?

Ian: Huh?

Kekko: I know you're that kitty thing Kawaii nearly hugged to death those days ago.

Ian: WHAT?!?!?!

Kekko: Now relax…I'm good with secrets. Still I can't believe Manabu didn't tell me about her other life.

Ian: [closes his eyes] Great you know about that too. She's gonna kill me.

Kekko: [smiles] Heh oh come on. I won't tell. But I may have a bit of fun with it.

Ian: [groans] Oh please let me die now.

The next day Ian is running in his tanuki form. Then suddenly Kekko pops up in front of him. Ian stops in his tracks.

Ian: Meow.

Kekko: Oh come off it you know I know.

Ian: Sigh. Can't blame a guy for trying. What's up?

Kekko: Oh I was wondering where you were going.

Ian: I'm going to bring this new costume to Manabu. [holds out his hand and in it is a blue crystal]

Kekko: Cool , can I take it to her?

Ian: PLEASE!!!! If she finds out you know she'll make a coat out of me!!

Kekko: Aw come on…please.

Ian: NO!

Kekko: Say all Manabu does is put on the costume and she gets all those cool powers?

Ian: Yes.

Kekko: That's all I wanted to know. [grabs the crystal and runs off with it]

Ian: Hey!!!! Come back here with that!!!! [runs after her]

Kekko runs and runs till she gets to her house. She looks back and sees Ian still after her. She rushes inside, up the stairs and into her room. She shuts the door and exhales deeply. Then her eyes pop out of her head as she sees Ian sitting on her bed.

Kekko: HEY!!! How did….but you were…

Ian: I'm magic, remember? Now give me back the crystal!!

Kekko: HA!![puts the crystal down her shirt] Come and get it, if you dare!

Ian: DOH!! Why you!! [runs around in circles] I need to get that to Manabu!!! If I don't …ARGH!! [leaps into her arms] You better give it back or….or….or!!

Kekko: Or what?! You don't have the guts to do it!!![laughs]

Ian: I dare not put my hand down there.. but you leave me no choice.[sweating big time]

Ian morphs into a snake and goes down her blouse, Kekko is still laughing but then her face becomes pale. She looks down her shirt and sees a snake tail poking out. She then screams and runs out of her room. She runs all around the house. Kekko's grandmother is sitting in the living room. She sips her tea as Kekko runs back and forth in the background. She's about to take off her shirt but her grandmother appears in front of her.

Kekko:[pulls her shirt back down and tries to look calm] Um…hi grammy. [twitching like crazy] What's up?

Grandmother: My dear you really fun of energy today what's the matter?

Kekko: [changing colors] Um…nothing…I..I….[sweating big time] I had too much sugar that's all. [winces] I should have listened to you…..(urk) now I'm all hyper. I better go.. GAH!![dashes off] sleep it off. Bye grandmother!

Grandmother: That girl. [shakes her head] Sometimes I wish I had half of her energy.

Kekko takes her shirt off and throws it off. Then her bra is thrown and lands under the bed. Under the bed, Ian is dizzy with the crystal in his mouth. He morphs back to his tanuki form and spit the crystal out into his hands.

Ian: [looks at the reader] Don't bring this up okay, EVER!!!!

Ian walks out from under the bed. His eyes pop out of his head and he turns around. Kekko is standing over him with a broom.

Kekko: Any last words?!

Ian: Yes, put a shirt on !!

Kekko: [smacks him flat with the broom] You didn't seem to mind while you were in my bra!!

Ian: I…I had my eyes closed the whole time!! If I hadn't, I would have passed out and you're shirt and bra would have been dyed red from all the blood that would have shot out of my nose. It's true.

Kekko: You were blind? [puts the broom down] No wonder you were squirming around so much. Well still you didn't have to go THAT far!!

Ian: Look you have no idea how important it is for Manabu to get that costume.

Kekko: How so?

Ian: Sigh. Sit down and I'll tell you everything….AND PUT A SHIRT ON!!!!

Kekko: Huh? [looks down ] Oopsie!! [covers up] Be right back.

Ian: [falls over] Why me?!

Ginger walks up to Kekko's door and knocks. There's a bit of shuffling in the room then Kekko answers the door wearing a T-shirt.

Kekko: WHAT .er I mean what do you want?

Ginger: What was all that screaming for geez, I thought for sure you had a snake down your bra or something.

Kekko:[turns pale] Um..no nothing like that..I um..just..I saw a big spider on my bed that's all.

Ginger: Oh please you're not scared of spiders and you know it!

Kekko: Sigh ..okay..[hangs her head down] I…I saw a pic of a clown okay.

Ginger: Heh of coarse okay..[walks off] next time try not to make so much noise.

Kekko: Sigh:

Kekko walks back in as she closes the door and locks it. She then walks back to her bed where Ian , in his Tanuki form is sitting a bit bewildered.

Ian: Um…

Kekko: YEAH I'M SCARED OF CLOWNS SO WHAT?!

Ian: No..I was asking what was Ginger, Rei's friend doing here?

Kekko: Oh..Um..she's my little sister.

Ian: She is?! Wow! I didn't know that…then again it does explain a lot.

Kekko: Anyway ..so what you're saying is that Manabu is like the human race's only hope from being wiped out?

Ian: Yes..and if she fails the well there will be mass genocide and the earth will be returned to the beasts.

Kekko: That bites..who gives them the right?!

Ian: They'd only be doing what you humans would have done anyway.

Kekko: Um yes well true..but gee that sounds so cold.

Ian: True but the Great Dragon is giving you guys a chance as you now know.

Kekko: So this crystal[ hands it to Ian] it's another one of her costumes?

Ian: Yup. Watch.

Ian holds the crystal up in the air and it floats above then by itself. Then in a blinding flash it becomes a mole costume.

Kekko: [picks it up] Hey wild, Um,,,so only Manabu wears these outfits?

Ian: Yes.

Kekko: Are they tailored to her size?

Ian: No they're one size fits all, they magically become the size of who ever puts them on.

Kekko: I see…heh you know Manabu could use some help.[wicked grin on her face]

Ian: NO!! Please I know what you're thinking but please don't do this!!!

Kekko: [looks at her watch] Oops I'm late for Karate class![ hops of her bed then starts stripping]

Ian: ACK!! [eyes pop out as he turns around] A little warning next time!!

Kekko: Heh maybe[finishes putting on her uniform] Well I'll see you later.

Ian: HEY WHERE'S THE SUIT?!?!?!?

Kekko: Oh it's in a safe place…a place where even YOU wouldn't dare to look.

Ian: WHERE?!

Kekko: Top drawer in my dresser.

Ian turns and sees it . He then dashes off and opens the top drawer. His face turns pale and he quickly shuts it.

Kekko: Oh did I mention that's my panty drawer? If you want it you're more than welcome to get it. Bye[runs off]

Ian: [sweating] I know right now she's laughing her ass off at me.

Manabu is walking down town, she is enjoying an ice cream cone. Suddenly the sun is blocked out and she is under a huge shadow.

Manabu: Geez what happened is there a Solar [turns around then her jaw drops] Eclipse?

Manabu is looking up at Disco Queen's Discoball robot, only now it stand 40 stories tall. Manabu drops her ice cream cone. Up on the robot's shoulders Juda and Disco Queen are sitting and laughing.

Juda: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!

Disco Queen: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH…um why are we laughing?

Juda: Sigh. Okay for the last time….we have this huge robot…we can bring the city to it's knees, and not even that stupid animal girl can stop us.

Disco Queen: ………[still lost]

Juda: Sigh. We're gonna play Godzilla.

Disco Queen: [hops up and down] YAY!! Oh boy!! Um the American one or the original ?

Juda: Do you see Matthew Broddrick around?[ Disco Queen shakes her head] Then we're play the original.

Disco Queen: YES!!! I always wanted to play big G!!

Juda: Indeed.

Manabu looks around for a place to change but the street is crowded with people running away from the robot.. She stops a phone booth and gets in. She then notices how much she's on display so she gets out. She then with great effort pushes the phone booth into a nearby alley. She gets it only half way then with even great effort it moves and the phone line snaps. Manabu with a VERY worried look on her face looks around if anyone saw that then continues to push it to the back of the alley After catching her breath she gets in and starts to change. Kekko is walking back from her class when she looks up and see the robot.

Ian: [still a Tanuki pops up on her shoulder] OH COME ON HOW COULD YOU NOT SPOT SOMETHING THAT HUGE?!?!?

Kekko: Sorry I had something on my mind.

Ian: Whatever, listen Manabu needs that new costume…if I know my sister she made that…thing immune to all of Manabu's current costumes and powers. She doesn't know about that one so with it Manabu stands a chance.

Kekko: Let me guess you stood there in my room all this time and couldn't get enough courage to open my panty drawer and get it out right?

Ian: Of coarse not….[Kekko looks at him then he drops his head] okay I couldn't even get near it.

Kekko:[strokes his head] That's my boy. Okay let's go. [ takes off with him]

Meanwhile Juda and Disco Queen are having fun smashing the city to pieces …. well except for Disco Queen who has a rather worried look on her face.

Disco Queen: Um I know this is an awkward time but can we pull over somewhere ..I have to pee……badly.

Juda: Are you serious?!

Disco Queen: Well I never kid around when it come to pe….

Juda: NOT THAT!!! I mean do you think I'm just going to pull this huge behemoth over to a gas station and…..[The scene moves to the robot's hand being lower to the ground and Disco Queen hops off and runs into a gas station. Juda sits atop with a look of disgust on her face] How she got me to do this I'll never know.

Voice: Give it up Juda…your plans are about to come flaming to the ground.

Juda turns to look and sees …………. Pandagirl. Juda looks at her for a moment then suddenly burst out laughing. Pandagirl gets very ticked off.

Pandagirl: SHUT UP!!! I think this costume is as stupid as you think it is too…but I have to wear it!!!

 

Juda: [grabbing her stomach] Oh please……… you look like a huge black and white blimp!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHH!!!

Pandagirl: That's it!!! [Pandagirl grabs a portion of the gas station itself and begins to pick it up. As she lifts it over her head, she sees Disco Queen sitting on the toilet fixing her make up with her compact. She then turns and looks at Pandagirl.] Oopsie…sorry about that.[ puts the portion of the gas station down]

Juda: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!! Oh stop it…[rolling over] you're killing me!!

Pandagirl: Don't tempt me!!!![she grabs one of the robot's legs and gives it a hearts yank and the robot falls, back Juda and all.] Laugh that off!

Disco Queen: [taps Pandagirl on the shoulder] Um excuse me have you seen a funny dressed woman on a large disco ball robot around here?

Pandagirl: Um..[points over at the now floored robot] over there.

Disco Queen: Oh thanks a bunch.

Pandagirl; [face red] Sorry about that incident back there.

Disco Queen: Oh that's okay deary.. happens all the time.

Pandagirl: Really? [Disco Queen nods and trots of to Juda] That is one WEIRD woman!

At Kekko's house, Kekko is digging through her panty drawer, throwing them all over the place. Ian is standing a few feet away from her with his eyes covered. Suddenly he feels something land on his head. He gets it and looks at it and sees it's a pair of tie-dyed panties. He yelps and throws them away from him.

Kekko: I put it right here!!

Ian: You mean it's not here anymore?!

Kekko: I'm serious this time Ian.. no fooling!

Ian: What could have happened to it?

Kekko: Well no one goes through my drawer,.. not even grammy cause she respects my privacy…well Ginger might…[face gets mad] GINGER!!!!![ dashes off dragging Ian by his tail] Ginger did you go through my unmentionable drawer again?!

Ginger: Well I was looking for your Ambiance perfume but…[Kekko and Ian get to Ginger's room and stand in shock] I found this neat-o costume instead.

Ginger is posing in the Mole costume. Kekko and Ian look at each other then look again at Ginger. Suddenly Kekko tackles Ginger and tries to pull the costume off by force.

Kekko: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THROUGH MY STUFF?!?!?!? Ian avert your eyes![ Ian turns around as Kekko strips Ginger]

Ginger: [in her underwear] Hey geez, it's only a costume![gets up off the floor]

Kekko: Yeah whatever. We got it, come on Ian. [Ian is about to run off with her when……]

Ginger: Oh what a cute kitty!!!

Ginger picks up Ian and gives him a great big hug, Getting hugged by a half naked female turns out too much for Ian so he handles it the best way he can.

Ian: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! [ blood shoots out of his nose as he passes out]

Ginger: Eeeeeeeeww, gross.

Kekko: Hoo boy.

Elsewhere Pandagirl is trying very hard to beat up the Disco Ball robot with no luck. She stands pounding the robot but it is unaffected. The robot smacks her and sends her flying into the side of a building. Pandagirl finds herself in a hotel, she slowly gets up and tries several of the doors and luckily she finds one unlocked and enters…… then she opens the door and places a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. Shortly afterward, Dragongirl is on top of hotel searching for the robot. The sun gets blocked out from over her again and she looks up and sees it behind her. She leaps off the hotel just as the robot smashes the hotel. Dragongirl sprouts wings and flies toward the robot.

Dragongirl: [raises her hand in the air and a ball of red flame starts to form] DRAGON FIREBALL!!

She then launches the ball of fire at the robot and it is engulfed in red flame. Dragongirl breathes a sigh if relief but then she hovers in shock as she sees the robot undamaged.

Juda: HA! This robot, as well as I, are immune to all your attacks. As you can see we're perfectly safe.

[ turns and see Disco Queen charred and smoking a bit.] Well okay so "I'm" perfectly safe, sorry about that.

Disco Queen: [ coughs] It's okay……..happens all the time. [falls over]

Then the robot grabs Dragongirl with both hands and begins crushing her.. Juda begins laughing again as Disco Queen begins to dust herself off. Elsewhere, Kekko and Ian ( human form) are dashing off to help Manabu when They are stopped in their tracks by Scratchfactor.

Scratchfactor: And where do you think you're going?

Ian: I don’t have time for you!

Kekko: No..[ tightens the belt on her Karate uniform] but "I" do. Get this to her[gives Ian the costume] I'll deals with him. Besides he still owes me a dance.

Ian: Um.. okay. [runs off]

Scratchfactor: I'd of thought he would want another shot at me after I beat him so badly last time.

Kekko: Yeah but Ian's not the kind to have an ego or let it get in the way of doing what has to be done. [Watches Ian run] He's cute in that way.

Scratchfactor: Spare me.

Kekko: [glares at him] You could take a tip or twenty from him……. don't think I haven't forgotten that you tried to cop a feel at the club last time!

Scratchfactor: Heh, it was worth it.

Kekko: [grins wickedly] You know it's too bad we had to be on different sides…….. a gal like me could find herself falling for a guy like you.

Scratchfactor: Really?

Kekko: No not really. [charges at him with a jump kick]