The scene opens on a rooftop where a woman is running. She is dressed in a dress with a slit on one side al the way up to her hip. She wears a tiara and her outfit seems a bit outdated. She is the villain known as Disco Queen. Behind her a shadow bounds from rooftop to rooftop after her.
Disco Queen: [falls down] OOFF!! Aw man..[looks at her broken heel] This is just great!!
Disco Queen looks up as the shadow stands over her. It's a magenta catgirl with her hair tied back in a single pigtail. She is dressed in a lime-green miniskirt, with matching go-go platform boots. She is the hero known as Feline Groovy.
Groovy: Told you, you couldn't escape. Not in those cheap heels anyway.
Disco Queen: HEY!![stands up and gets in her face] These are NOT cheap!! [crosses her arms and makes a face] Anyway you should talk.. in THAT tacky thing.
Groovy: TACKY!!!!???
Disco Queen: I mean geez.. you even wear day glow green pantyhose with that outfit.
Groovy: [tears welling up in her eyes] It's not..[bursts into tears] TAACKYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Disco Queen:[smiles and slinks off] Well that was easy.
As she makes her get away she slams into someone else. Disco Queen looks up and sees another catgirl. She is purple and dressed in a DJ outfit made up of a short skirt, a vest and matching platform boots. Her hair is tied up in two pigtails and she has a headset on. She is DJ Feline Funky.
Funky: Going somewhere?
Disco Queen: Um.. powder room?[sweating]
Funky:[shakes her head] I'm not a ditz like [points at Groovy bawling her eyes out] precious moments over there.
Groovy:[runs in and bops her on the head] SHUT UP!!!! I'm not a ditz!!!
Funky:[gets in her face] Yes you are.. you almost let Disco Queen get away!!
Groovy: Did not!! Besides.. she said I look tacky!!
Funky: You do!!!
Disco Queen watches them fight and starts to get away. She runs for as the girls.. too busy fighting with themselves don't even notice.
Groovy: Yeah well at least I don't look like I have a lampshade for a skirt!!!
Funky: LAMPSHADE?!?!? Hey Disco Queen does my skirt look like a lampshade to you? [Looks around] Disco Queen?
Groovy: Gee, maybe she did need to visit the powder room?[looks around scratching her head]
Funky: You idiot.. she ditched us!!
Groovy: No.. she's over there!!!! [points at Disco Queen booking it]
Disco Queen: [looks behind her and sees them closing in on her] Aw shoot give me a break!!
Groovy: Done!! [Groovy powers up as tiny energy flowers swirl around her.. they get absorbed into the flower on her chest] FEEL THE LOOOOVE!!!!![Groovy fires a flaming heart that explodes just in front of Disco Queen knocking her back]
Disco Queen: [slowly get up] HEY NO FAIR!!!
Funky: Got that right!![hops and stamps her feet on the ground] ELECTRIC SLIDE!!!
A huge spark shots from Funky's stomp and travels through the ground and fries Disco Queen. A bit charred, she passes out.
Funky: And that is how the big girls play!![smirks at groovy as they arrive at Disco Queen's burnt body]
Groovy:[sees the roof burnt and cracking] Oh.. then the big girl's are accident..[roof gives way and they all fall down as the building crashes around them] PPPRRROOONNNNEEE!!!!!
CHAPTER 1: THE OTHER CATGIRL
Mike: I can't believe you totaled an entire building!!
The scene changes to Mike's office at his nightclub. Mike is a brown rat with silver. He's dressed in a black trench coat and has the sleeves rolled up.
Mike: Geez, maybe I shouldn't let you out at night anymore.
Groovy: PLEASE I feel bad enough as it is!![sits down in a chair and unzips her platform go-go boots. She then slips them off] Besides that stupid Feline Funky showed up and ruined things!![gets up and tries to pull her skirt off but can't get it past her waist] It's her fault!! Stupid skirt!!!
Mike: [watches sweating] You DO know that's a lot easier when you take your belt off!!?
Groovy: Huh? [looks down] Oh heh yeah.[undoes her belt and hangs it on the chair next to her] Man, I'm so upset I can't even think straight.
Groovy goes behind a screen and undresses. She hangs her skirt over the screen first.. then her hose,. Then after a bit a human girl dressed in a white blouse and a blue miniskirt walks out. She has her hair tied back. Her name is Catherine Swag, she is Groovy's secret identity, a human one at that. She is the bookkeeper for Mike's nightclub.
Catherine:[sits down in a chair] I'm just glad to finally be back. [starts putting on a pair of black hose]
Mike:[watching with huge globs of sweat pouring down his face] Must you do that here?
Catherine: Well.. who's telling you to watch.[sticks her tongue out]
Mike: Man. Listen Cat… I don't want to be the one to tell you.. but if you really want to make it as a super hero.. you have to stop doing more harm than good.
Catherine: It wasn't MY fault.. that stupid DJ FELINE FUNKY showed up and messed things up!!!
Mike: [looks down]Funny she told me the same things about you?
Catherine: Huh? What did you say?[picks her head up again]
Mike: Um nothing.[sweating bullets]
Delia: [pops her head in] HEY BOSSRAT!!!
A human girl with dark brown hair walks in. She's dressed in overalls, army boots, and her hair tucked under a cap turned backwards. This is Delia Juarez, she is the resident DJ of Mike's nightclub. She is also DJ Feline Funky's secret identity, but only you and Mike know that.
Delia:[looks at the reader and winks] I won't tell if you won't. [looks back at Mike] Hey boss, I came for my music. [Looks at Catherine] Hey there Cat.. what's got you hose in a bunch?
Catherine: They're the wrong size.
Delia:[Sweating] What?
Catherine:[blushes] Um nothing.
Delia: So boss..[takes him by the arm] you gonna pop by and see me perform tonight?
Mike: Don't I always, there Delia?
Catherine:[in the back fuming] He.. he may not be able to!! After all he has.. books and records to go over with me tonight.
Mike: But that can wait actually. Sides.. I never miss any of her shows.. I AM the owner of the club after all.
Catherine: [background behind her turns pink then shatters] But.. but.
Delia: [grabs a box from Mike's desk] Okay then.. you can help me set up. Later Cat.[walks off with Mike]
Catherine: [biting on her sleeve] How can he do this to me.. after all the things we've been through. HE LEAVES ME FOR THAT GIRL!!!! [A huge tear and ripping sound is heard and Catherine's eyes open wide. She turns around and sees a pink tail which has torn right through her skirt] AW MAN!!! What else can possibly go wrong!!!???
Later the club is open and everyone is watching Delia put on her show. The music is loud and lights flash everywhere. Mike is sitting at a table drinking coffee when a silver hare walks up to him. He's dressed in jeans and a T-shirt with the sleeves rolled up. This is Jack.. he works at the club as well..
Jack: Boss.. there's a phone call for you.
Mike:[looks at him] Oh.. okay thank you.
Mike walks to the back and answers the phone in a phone booth in the back. Catherine meanwhile watches Delia and grinds her teeth.
Catherine: I'm not going to stand here and let you make off with my man!![stands in a dramatic pose as she points her hand towards the sky] Feline Groovy will steal the show!! [ a group of people look at her as she being sweating and dashes off]
Catherine walks towards the back and spots the phone booth. She looks around and goes inside. She pulls down the shade and places a sign that says "No Peeking" on the door. Then there's a shuffling and the phone booth begins to glow and tons of flowers and magical light comes off of it. Suddenly the door bursts open and Feline Groovy pops out.
Groovy: TAAADAAAA!!
Mike:[pokes his head out of the phone booth] Next time CHECK to make sure no one is in the phone booth you change in!!![slams the door]
Groovy: [faces turns red] Hooo boy!! Um.. right gotta steal the show.[scurries off]
Delia plays the music as everyone on the floor dances. She bops and weaves with the music.. that is until Groovy hops into the center of the stage.
Groovy: Hey there Cats and Kittens!![waves]
Delia: What the heck?!
Groovy: Mind if I dance at your swinging shindig?
Groovy starts dancing, bobbing back and forth weaving to the music. The crowd cheers and claps.. all but Delia.
Delia: OH SHE IS NOT TRYING TO STEAL MY SHOW!!! The nerve!!! Well I'm not taking this laying down chica!! Not at all!!
Delia sets her equipment on automatic as she hops out of her booth and dashes off to the back. She looks around and shoves her way into the phone booth.
Delia: One side bossrat.. I need to slip into something more fuzzy!! [closes the door and pulls the shade down and places a sign outside the door that says "PEEK AND DIE!!"]
Mike: [from side] NO!! Can't you find another place to change!!???
Once again there's a shuffling and the phone booth begins to hop around. The tiny hearts and light pour out of it.
Mike:[Voice only] OW!! Right in the eye!!
Delia: [Voice only] Um.. sorry about that.
Then the door flies open and a sound of loud thumping bass is heard as DJ Feline Funky leaps out. behind her Mike flops out of the phone booth charred.
Funky: Um sorry Mike..gotta run. [dashes off]
Mike:[smoking] God.. these girls are going to be the death of me!!![falls back down]
The crowd continues to watch Groovy dance. Suddenly the music changes and a spot light hits Funky who struts in.
Funky: Hey there. Mind if I crash this party?
Groovy: YOU!![glares at her]
Funky: That's right.. I'm me and you're pathetic, stinky, ugly, smelly you.
Groovy: [in her face] I do NOT SMELL!!
Funky: So the rest applies? [laughs]
Groovy:[thinks for a bit] Huh? NO!!! None of it does!!!
Funky: Okay lead feet.. let's see you move.
Groovy breaks out into her dance. Her body sways and moves with the music Her movements are hypnotic as her boy is consumed with a yellow glow. The people around her begin to dance as well. Funky just watches glaring the whole time. Mike crawls in and sees this. Everyone around him becomes enveloped in the yellow light and begin dancing as well.
Funky: Okay that's enough of that.[Groovy stops] Now let me show you some real moves.
Funky presses a button on her head set and it changes the music. A new bass thumping, infectious groove begins to play. Funky breaks into her dance. Her dance is much faster.. more intense. She twirls and spins around as her body is consumed with a blue energy field. Then the people around Mike are engulfed by it too and begin dancing to her beat.
Groovy: HEY!! No fair.. no fair!!
Unknown to them or Miguel.. someone approaches the stage. She knocks people out of her way as she walks towards them. Groovy and Funky are now dancing and are both engulfed in their own field of energy. The people around them each take on one of those glows and begin dancing. Suddenly their energies react to each other and in a huge explosion each is thrown across the stage. As they get up the figure stands on the stage between them. She pulls off her hat and throws it to one side. And there stands another catgirl like they. She is blue.. and a bit more feral looking. Her name is Decadence. Funky and Groovy look at her then look at each other.
Decadence: Didn't know your dance powers would react to each other did you. They will continue to do that unless the missing energy signature is added and they become in synch with each other.
Funky: Say what?
Groovy: She said that our dance energies are not the same polarity and therefore will continue to repel each other unless another energy is added to cause them to integrate into the same polarity.
Funky: Oh right..[sweating] that's what I thought.
Groovy: Um.. what did I just say?
Decadence: Now.. let's dance.
Decadence grabs Groovy by the head and slams it into the back wall putting her head through it. Funky kicks her but she catches it and swings her around by her leg and slams her against the wall as well. Decadence laughs but is struck from behind and falls down. She turns and sees Mike standing behind her.
Mike: Listen..no one is allowed on stage..we do this for the safety of my girls..as well as yours. So….if you would be as so kind as to..[Decadence back hands him and he flies up against the wall] I see..[pulls himself out and pops his neck] well then we do this the hard way.
Mike dodges most of Decadence's attacks. That is until he blocks her kick and gets nailed into the ground.
Mike:[pushes her off] Man..she's strong. If she nails me good I may not be in good shape for long.
Decadence rushes towards Mike again but she hits hit. She looks at her arms and body and sees tiny little flowers embedded into her. Groovy throws a few more at her to drive her off.
Groovy: Back off!! No one beats up on my lovey mouse!!
Mike: I'm a swamprat.
Groovy:[yells at him and throws flowers at him too] SHUT UP!!! Don't contradict me in front of the bad guys!!!
Decadence: You have a thing for this…rodent?[All the blades suddenly fall off of her body] That's sick!!! We cats chase and eat rodents.. we don't kiss and plan families with them.
Groovy:[has her hands clasped together and has huge hearts in her eyes] But.. our kids would be sooooo cute!!!!
Decadence:[looks at her sweating] You ARE sick.
Mike:[walks off] I'm so embarrassed.
Groovy: Hey come back!! Don't make me look bad!!!
Funky:[stands next to her] Like YOU need help.
Groovy: [twists her tail] You're SO mean to me.
Decadence: And I suppose you have feelings for the rodent too?
Funky: Well yeah.. he's got this certain something.[looks away] Someday I'm gonna marry that guy.
Groovy:[kicks her in the head with her platform go-go boot] Like HELL you will!!!
Funky: [grabs the side of her head] Oh you want some of me?!
Decadence: How can these two be the elements of harmony.. if they can't even stand each other?
Amp: What do you know of the angels of harmony?
Decadence turns around and sees a figure dressed in black armor.
Funky & groovy: It's Amp!!!
Decadence: Who the heck are you?
Amp: Just some guy.. who is sworn to protect the angels of harmony that's all.
Decadence: Well I guess I have to go through you to get to them[pops her knuckles] Fine by me!!! [She kicks him and he catches it]
Amp: I know a little about you.. like you're weak against sonic attacks.
Amp's body glows and Decadence is caught in a blast of sonic energy. She's knocked through a wall and into the alley outside the club.
Decadence:[gets up very groggy] This isn't over yet..I'll get you two.[scurries off and melts into the shadows]
Funky: Yeah..gets to stepping!!!
Groovy: Um..what she said!!
Amp:[glares at them] I cannot believe you two.. fighting over a guy..rather than fighting Decadence!!! If you two spent all the time and energy you do fighting evil as you do fighting each other.. this world would be saved.
Both:[heads lowered] Sorry.
Amp: Let's make this the last time alright?[vanishes]
Funky: [hits Groovy] Your fault!!
Groovy: How is it MY fault?![stomps on her foot]
Funky: You crashed my..erm..this party!!
Groovy: Yeah well I didn't see your name on it!!!
Both girls get into a huge fight as Mike watches them from the bar. He drinks his café and shakes his head.
Mike: Those two really need to learn to get along.
To Be Continued…..