Partly Political Broadcast- Terrorism
Britain on Alert
The GibberBrit Party today released a warning for the public of Britain to be on alert from terror attacks. The US Government has already set this website website to warn people about the specific dangers of terrorism so we have endeavoured to issue similar serious warningsfrom here within the UK.Further instructions are available at the end of this important message.
The main warnings are as follows
- 1.If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
- 2. If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud
- 3.Warning- George RubbleU Bush broadcast's can cause SSCS (Sudden Self Choking Syndrome)
- 4. If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder and call the authorities immediately.
- 5. There is a reason you failed chemistry and that frogs with three legs can now be found in the southern swamplands of the US of A.
- 6.Avoid playing knock-A-door run with radiation symbols, If a radiation symbol knocks at your door do not answer or allow entry, Always ask to see it's identification first.
- 7.Always make sure your packed lunch is in a safe container.
- 8.Warning- Looters will always be given priority during an Invasion.
- 9. Remember, one day, the world will be a better place.
Now that these warnings have been issued manuals can be downloaded and viewed on how to prepare oneself for a terror attack from this official website
Thank you for your time.
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