Click here if you feel like Miley Cyrus
Click here if you feel like Bill the Cat
Click here if you find no difference between the two
Click here if you have the time to listen to me whine
Click here if you are a Galaxy Hitchhiker stuck on Earth
Click here if you enjoy pigs in a blanket
Click here if you feel like pounding your head against a wall
Click here if you have feelings of grandeur
Click here if you feel different from everyone else
Click here if you feel like you are a lemming
Click here if you feel like you are in an egg
Click here if you feel like you are caught in a dream (or a nightmare as the case may be)
Click here for the sensation of being barefoot on hot sand
Click here if you feel in love with your sadness
Click here ONLY if it is Monday
Click here if you think it's all about you
Click here if you feel like a laboratory rat
Click here if the work being done on "this" page is becoming obvious
Click here if you feel mean
Click here if you like to wear boots for dancing
Click here if you are on tranquilizers
Click here if are ready to go
Click here if you need a taxi to get there
Click here if you would like me to drive you there (that's if you are not "there" already)