| Ahh, cheese. First things first, get as much cheeeeese as possible. Velveeta is the preffered brand, as it is made of recycled tires anyway. |  |
| Now, you load all of your cheese into a large, prefferably aluminum bomb-shaped container. Aluminum, because that is basically the most amazing compound in existence. Load some tiny pressure-trigger fuses into the tip of the missile thingy, to start the fire in the cheese core. |  |
| For artistic purposes, you have to color your containers, and throw a little cheese decal on there so you know what's in it. |  |
| Now unleash your crazy cheeeeeeeeeeeeese napalm strike on something. Some arbitrary target, the house of that guy who stole your candy bar in kindergarten, whatever. The important thing is, you're using cheese. And that's all that matters. |  |
