| First find one of those inflatable cushion things you can put in a pool or something. Inflate it, but don't pop it, then you'd have to buy a new one, and waste like five dollars, which is enough to make a smart-hat at least (never waste a dime). |  |
| Now go buy some big fans, they cost what, 30 bucks? That's not bad for something that runs without gas. Speaking of which, buy an electric generator and tape it to the bottm of your craft. Now tape the fans to the side. |  |
| Ok, now it's ready to soar with Cloud! (JOKE TIME!) Seriously, Cloud's a pretty good co-pilot, very efficient. And he makes jokes to the passengers over the speaker-thingy. Really bad pilot jokes. |  |
| Of course, you have to get your pilot liscense or you could end up like this picture here. Actually I just like to draw explosions, so I figured I'd tack this pic on. FUN-SPLOSIVE! |  |
