| Ok, this is how it works. You can see from my eerily-realistic drawing that you must first make a paper hat. Go find out how to do it, no one kind of hat is any better than another. But news paper is preffered to other types; it has smart things in it. The more recent, the better. |  |
| Now, the next step is EXTREMELY important, because if you don't designate the purpose, you could easily get the wrong kind of hat. This step defines the frequency, and it's possible to actually get a "stupid hat" instead. Don't let this happen to you, be wise. Write the words "smart hat" on the in print on the front of the hat. Step completed. |  |
| This is easily the most important step. Take a piece of tinfoil (aluminum works too, don't worry), used is fine, whatever you have. Wrap it around the top of the hat. There. You have yourself a high-quality smart-hat. |  |
