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Anti-Tank Spear


Ever wanted to destroy a tank, but couldn't afford an RPG? Well, this is perfect for you. This device allows you to take out a tank in one blow. But you do need near-perfect javelin skills, so keep that in mind.

This device works on a rather simple principle: turns out that all tanks ever made by any country have a javelin sized hole on the right side. No one says that because no one else knows, nobody ever thought to look. But I know. So, if you can score a clean hit with a spear, you can get past the mighty armor of a tank.


Now for the spear design itself. Take a spear, and get it really REALLY sharp. Then impale a tennis ball the the end. That will make it all bouncy, bouncing off the inside of the tank, hitting the guys inside, and leaving a really bad bruise.


Then the soldiers will get out and get some bandages for their bruises and stuff, and while they are gone you can slit the tires. There you have it, anti-tank spear.


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