Choke Dexter

Who the hell is Choke Dexter?

Insiders. You must forgive me for what I am about to do. I am about to tell the world about Choke Dexter. Why? Because they need to know. Choke Dexter's healing powers must be shared with all. Those of you who are wondering who Choke Dexter is, look no further. Here are some facts you need to know about Choke Dexter.

• He appears in many forms.
• He is an advocate of communism.
• He is communism.
• His accomplice in crime is DCV.
• He has never hurt a soul, although he is very capable.
• He is a demi-god.
• He is 2000 years old.
• He is all powerful.
• He is a slave to none, but a master to many.
• He can rock the powder keg and vault a Mysterio.