Yams. Ha! You must have spoken to Sir Yam. Is he not insane? Has he no self respect? Obviousley not. What kind of man is yam? I yam what I yam. Tuber? Yes tuber. Give me the fu&king tuber! Did Sir Yam give you the supply? Watch out cuz he's dangerous. Whoever thought yams would reign? Are they really fruits that prophecize? Or are they smelly basement dwellers? HooHaa!? Give me my yams you SOB! Have you no respect for agriculture? Oh wait, yams have nothing to do with agriculture! They are entities of death. Did God purposely dub yams vegetable of the 21st century?! Or are we all just too stupid to see the real truth. The real truth is not a conspiracy against the American people contrived by the government. No. The truth is whatever we want it to be. Are we really talking about yams or are our lives just too empty? Websites, books, and lives are dedicated to this fruit from hell. Why? Cause it tastes good? Cuz it's versitile? Cuz it's Fu$king orange? No. Is Saddam going to inject or yam supply with E-Bola? If he does, GREAT! Cuz that would solve our problem. All I know is, I'll be the only one left alive who saved the pizzas.
