An Egg Is Laid
Training with the Dutch is a funny thing
Producing new names, like birds in the Spring.
You don’t have a headache, 'Shoot to the Sky'
Oh yes we do, comes the reply.
Use the collection, master free pass
Defend your defender, not my Moustache.
Quick put the shot up use arm and leg
Especially you Laddie, now known as Egg!!
Pete’s Dutch Morning Adventure
Pete woke up on the Saturday morning, boy he’d been fried the night before. Realising he was late he quickly scrambled to breakfast. Last again he ate like it was a something and spoon race. On to the changing room he couldn’t get his kit out, eggsasperated with himself he moaned, ‘I really shouldn’t put all my things in one basket’. Out on the pitch it was a really Hard session. Pete however was really runny about. On and On he ran and soon it was no Yoke, 'that’s Smashing' said the Coach, but Pete had cracked. He just sat on the ground and Said 'I’m boiled, c’mon guys lets get on to Amsterdam it’s time to be laid!!
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