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Cupid Always Strikes twice

For some it was just another beer tour, for others it was a time to come out and for further undisclosed persons it was the Tour of Lurrrveeee.

The Dark Side doesn't condone the embaressment of others, but here it is anyway.....

Picture the scene if you will it's a dark night, the beers are flowing and one and all are having fun. One fine young man, in his prime, stands proud at the dart Board, his manley chiselled features like a rock against the night. Slowly his hands move down, caressing, toward his heaving....... ahem **Cough cough** Sorry got abit carried away there, it's the Barbra in me!

The Dark Side is privileged to bring you,
'Problems with chatting up Foreigners'

So back to the plot;

Fine young lady at the bar, we're all playing Darts and, Oh yes, over she comes to our Hero.

' Aye Aye, I'm in here' Thinks our man
'Hi There', he says (Very cool)
' Hi, I've bought you my SPECIAL Darts to play with, big boy', she purrs
gulps'T t ttt that's nice .er er er er er er Ddddyou live here?'He Stammers
'Mmmmmm and I'm off to bed soon!' She swoons
'Hhaave you been playing long?'
'Oh yes champ, and I cant wait to play with you!!' Grrrrrrrrrrrr **nash nash**
'Really and how long is that??' He wimpers
'About eight years since I was six'

STUNNED SILENCE

I'll Get My Coat!!

We salute this individual, whome we shall know as Stud Muffin (SM). However this was not SM's only Lurvveeeee interest of the tour, Oh No!! There was a state of (and I quote) 'Heightened Sexual Tension' between SM and a third party, WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS
The Evidence

Base Canoodling.....................

Flirtation of the Highest Order

Lingering Eye contact..............

and (worst of all) Denial!!!!!!!!!!

We look forward to further developments....

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