l Dear running-dog lacky of the bourgeoisie, Your treacherous slanderous comments about the glorious Haddock has been noted by the Haddock Liberation Front.
We therefore declare a fatwah - death to the enemies of the haddock. Particularly when they miss Sam and Jack out of the team listing (Sam being the Captain). This is the sort of misinformation deliberately perpetuated by the bourgeois press to undermine the world Haddock revolution Death to all traitors, Signed Comrade Cod - 008 - Licenced to krill
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