.I got a small chicken
We live on a farm
So I killed it and fried up his arm.
I got the blues. Fried chicken arm blues.
Ya, I got the blues
There was a chicken
I cut off his head
I wrapped him in blankets and laid him in bed.
I got the blues. No head chicken blues
I got the blues.
I had a big chicken
Now I'm talkin' big
It fooled me, the god damn things a pig
I got the blues. Big fat chicken blues.
I got the blues.
There once was a chicken
It had three feet
I ripped them off and cooked them for meat.
I got the blues. Cooked chicken feet blues.
I got the blues.
I met this chicken
It was the color blue
So I screamed say hello to my shoe.
I got the blues. Blue chicken kickin' blues
I got the blues.
**Bonus**
Whats the only thing better than nailing a dead baby to a tree? Ripping it off!
What is the difference between unloading a truck of bowling balls and a truck of dead babies? With the bowling balls you don't get to use a pitch fork!
