1. Why is it when U turn on the TV U see ads
for telephone companies,
& when U turn on the radio
U hear ads for TV shows, & when U get
on hold on the phone U hear a
radio station ?
2. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that
why some people
appear brighter until U hear them
speak ?
3. Why is the alphabet in that order ?
4. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange ?
5. Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new ?
6. When I erase a work with a pencil, where does it go ?
7. Why do we put suits in a garment bag & put garments in a suitcase ?
8. How come superman can stop bullets with his chest,
but always ducked
when someone throw a gun at him
?
9. Why are they called apartment, when all of them stuck together ?
10. If man evolved from monkey, why do we still have monkeys & apes ?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? How is it possible to have a civil war? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
