2. Believe in love at 1st sight.
3. Love deeply & passionately.
U might get hurt but it's the
only way to live life completely.
4. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with current
situation.
Don't bring up the past.
5. Charm is a woman's strength;
while strength is a man's charm.
6. No matter how thin U slice it, there're always 2 sides.
7. Modern paintings are like women;
U will never enjoy them if U try
to understand them.
8. There're 4 stages to man :
When he believes in Santa Claus
When he doesn't believe in Santa
Claus
When he is Santa Claus
When he looks like a Santa Claus
9. Marry a man U love to talk to.
As U get older, his conversation
skill will be as important as any other.
10. Neither the man nor the woman is to be blamed
for a relationship.
1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 2. To be happy with a woman U must love her a lot & not trying to understand her at all. 3. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in 2 people remembering the same thing. 4. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 5. A woman married a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 6. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 7. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - b4 marriage & after marriage.
BOYS A heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, Just give it to a boy. Boys they like to play with things To see what makes them run, But when it comes to kissing, They do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our hearts And then they play it cool. You will wonder where he is a night You will wonder if he's true, One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue. If you get a chance to see him Your heart begins to dance Your life revolves around him, There's nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, You worry day and night You see, my friend, you're losing him It never turns out right. Boys are great, though immature The price you pay is high, He may seem sweet and gorgeous But remember, he's a guy. Don't fall in love with just a boy That takes a lot of nerve. You see, my friend, you need a man To get what you deserve. So when you think that you're in love, Be careful if you can Before you give your heart away Make sure that he's a man. Girls There are many good things in life, like cars, money, and weed. But if you want something confusing, a girl is all you need. A girl doesn't say what she wants, but you're somehow supposed to know. If they want to do this or do that, stay here, stay there, or just go. Then there's the time, you all know what I mean, that monthly little joy. That lets them abuse the crap out of you, just for being a boy. If you ever dare look at another girl, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic. They give you questions like "Am I fat?", and "If you could go with one of my friends, who?". There is no answer, face the facts, you are definitely through. They take nothing and blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. So girls, no matter what you think, you are just as hard to understand as us. We need a woman, not a gal. Woman knows what they are looking for.
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IN LOVE ?!
How to Know If You Are In Love
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What, then, is this elusive thing called love that everyone so
desperately needs ? Sometimes, we sort of like this girl because
she is beautiful ?
Or the girl likes him because he is handsome ? But this kind of
"Cinderella Syndrome" when the girl is waiting on her Prince Charming,
is not real love.
It is better known as "infatuation", and there is a vast difference
between it and real love. Here, experts help you to differentiate and
find out if you are really in love and not just infatuation.
Infatuation
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Infatuation is a feeling; real love involves a commitment also.
Infatuation is just love of emotion. Real love, though, is love of
devotion.
Only the emotions are affected in infatuation, but in real love both
the emotions and the will are involved. Next, a person "fall into"
infatuation, but "grows into" real love.
Guys, have you ever seen a girl who was so beautiful that you thought
you'd faint ? This is infatuation! It is based totally on physical
attraction; often you don't know much in-depth about the person you so-called
love. Thus, infatuation is mostly biological. Also remember, never tell
a girl you love her, unless you are willing to marry her. Then, infatuation is
basically selfish where real love is basically selfless. Infatuation is more
interested in satisfying yourself and the "feeling" than it is in the other
person.
Real love is primarily interested in the other person. It seeks to give
instead of get.
Love unselfishly seeks the highest good for the other person.
Lastly, infatuation is weakened by time and separation where real love
is strengthened by time and separation. This does not mean that there will
be no pain in separation. On the contrary, there is great pain in
separation if you are truly in love.
LOVE
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Now you know what is infatuation, we will go on to discuss about the
details of a true love.
Love is patient
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The word translated "patient" means to wait patiently for the fulfillment
of expectations. When you have difficulty dating this girl and she does
not want to come out, if you truly love her, you will not complain and
blame her, you must look at the situation from her point of view - maybe
she is having some problems which prevented her from coming out. You must
react to it with patience and understanding.
Next, have you ever met someone you liked so much that you wanted to push
the relationship and make it progress faster ? Sure you have ! Love,
however, is willing to give a relationship time to grow at a natural pace.
It does not push but is willing to wait for the relationship to grow at a
rate that is satisfactory to both parties.
Love is Kind Love seeks to encourage and build up others. It respects the
feelings and emotions of others. It finds its greatest satisfaction in
making others happy.
You can do the following:
(1) Give one another things such as gifts and encouragement cards.
(2) Compliment one another. Magnify the other party's strength.
(3) Listen to one another. Pay close attention to what each of you has to
say and make each other feel that what each says is important.
(4) Treat one another special in public. Compliment and encourage one
another sincerely in the prescene of others.
Love is Not Jealous
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Jealousy usually indicates an insecure and immature heart. Love wants
the best for others, but jealousy is possessive. Jealous is reflected in
the childish statement, "If he is going to talk to her, then he can just
forget about me !" Often, one person wants to totally possess the other and
to restrict her relationships with others.
Love is Not Brag
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Love is not a windbag and is not anxious to impress. Often a guy will
brag to a girl, trying to impress her so that she will like him. A truly
great person, however, does not need to exalt himself ! Others will exalt him.
Love is Not Arrogant
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Love is not conceited, boastful, cocky, or stuck-up. Love, instead, is
humble and has a servant attitude. Sometimes, a guy may come across to
a girl with an "I can take you or leave you" attitude. His demeanour
implies, "You ought to be thankful that somebody as neat as me is dating
you." Of course, this is not love.
Love always covers
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This word cover means to pass over in silence, to keep confidential.
Love is patient with the faults of others. It doesn't critcise and
broadcast to the world the faults of others. Love is there even when it
knows the other is not perfect.
Love always Perseveres
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Love always stands its ground and holds out. It will outlast anything.
It will even love in the face of unreturned love. Real love will last
through all sorts of trials, tribulations and stresses.
Love is Not Provoked
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This means that love has a long fuse. It does not become irritated and
angry. It is not easily offended.
Love does not seek its own. This is the heart of love. Love is
other-centred rather than self-centred.
Love says, "I love you, I want to give to you."
Selfishness says, "I love you, I want you !"
Love does not act unbecomingly.
This means that love does not behave disgracefully, dishourably or
indecently. It does not embarrass others by its action. It is characterised
by tact and sensitivity. This also means that love should have good manner.
Be sure to do little things like opening doors for your girl, or offering
her your arm when you walk together.
Love is forgiving
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Lastly, this is a MUST for a successful love story. If a guy is not
willing to forgive and forget when his girlfriend is one hour late, he is
not exhibiting love. Love doesn't hold grudges when it has been wronged. It
doesn't remain resentful. Remember this: Love forgets past failures and
sins.