DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
 objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
 cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
 mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
 Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
 
 DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
 while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
 stairs.  In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
 once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this
 on their bed.
 
 DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep
 depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
 
 DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
 attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
 fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good
 little cat I was...Hmmm.  Not working according to plan ......
 
 DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason
 I was chosen for the water torture.  This time however it included a
 burning foamy chemical called "shampoo."  What sick minds could invent
 such a liquid.  My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck
 between my teeth.
 
 DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.  I was
 placed in solitary throughout the event.  However, I could hear the noise
 and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer."  More
 importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
 "allergies."  Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
 
 DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
 snitches.  The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
 return.  He is obviously a half-wit.   The Bird on the other hand has got
 to be an informant.  He has mastered their frightful tongue (something
 akin to mole speak)  and speaks with them regularly.  I am certain he
 reports my every move.   Due to his current placement in the metal room
 his safety is assured.  But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.