kidney-shaped slime thing now this is a weird one.
this gelatinous lump was sunning itself in a nonchalant way
on the stretch of sand where the picnic table is underwater.
i prodded it repeatedly; it was dead or very very slow.
it looks like a spontaneous organism made of sand and water, some weird
alien that'll evolve into earth's planetary ruler once we melt the icecaps.
check out its orifice in extreme closeup:
 
mouth of the sea beast
 
there can be only one.
 
if you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise