186,000 miles per second! It's not just a
good idea, it's the law!
Welcome to my site, which is undergoing serious renovations. But please
check back very soon! I have been inspired by my muse.
In the meantime,
you can look forward to such things as:
Learn how to leash a squid!
Investigate the clear jelly layer on top of spam!
Discover the ancient Egyptian origins of cuckoo clocks!