Quotes!
Some of the qoutes I don't have authors, that's because I don't know who wrote them or
said them as the case may be
"expect everything and anything seems like nothing - expect nothing, and anything seems like everything"
"good things happen fast, great things take time"
"the best things in life are worth waiting”
"Happiness is in wanting what you have, not having what you want."
“Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers”
“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic”
“Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”
"The less you talk, the more you are listened to." -Abigail Van Buren
"Recall it as often as you wish, a happy memory never wears out." -Libbie Fudim
" Those who tell you the truth love you, those who tell you what you want to hear, love themselves..."
Trouble shared is trouble halved.-- Dorothy Sayers
Never let yesterday use up today.-- Richard H. Nelson
“Every path has its puddle.-- English Proverb
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. -- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
“Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. -- Scottish Proverb
“tell me who your friends and I’ll tell you who you are”
“Dont cry because its over.... Smile because it happened”
“Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land somewhere among the stars”
God's answers are wiser than our prayers. – unknown
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.
--Michael Althsuler
The road to success is always under construction.
--Unkown
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
--Jimmy Durante
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good
--Samuel Johnson
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
--Norman MacEwan
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
--Frank Outlaw
I had to make some optimistic assumptions to meet the revenue target. In week three, we're visited by an
alien named D'utox Inag who offers to share his advanced technology.
--Dilbert (Scott Adams)
Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once
--Unknown
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
--Erin Majors
Albert Einstein
Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater. – Albert Einstein
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. – Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks
and stones. – Albert Einstein
I want to know God's thoughts...the rest are details. – Albert Einstein
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it ? – Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving - Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity. - Albert Einstein
The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable of receiving. - Albert Einstein
When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German Ambassador: "If they want to see me, here I am.
If they want to see my clothes, open my closet and show them my suits." - Albert Einstein
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein
When the solution is simple, God is answering. - Albert Einstein
Things I Found Funny
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that
world, because they'd never expect it.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up
of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why
I don't like to read good books.
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls
out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and
back to red again, I sat there thinking about life.
Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "That glass is twice as large as it needs to be."
--Unkown (an engineering joke)
