Yo mama's so POOR: she can't pay attention.
when I seen her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
when I ring the doorbell, she has to say, "DING!"
burglars break into house so they can leave money.
she can only afford the "Wel" on the "Welcome" mat.
she waves around a popscicle stick and calls it air-conditioning.
she's trying to get married so she can get the rice at the wedding.
I asked her what was for dinner and she popped ME in the oven.
your TV's got two channels: on and off.
she eats cereal with a fork so she can save milk.
when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
they put her face on a foodstamp.
she used a tumbleweed for a Christmas tree.
she hangs the toilet paper to dry.
I saw her trying to put a food stamp into a gumball machine.
I saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut.
you can't kill the roaches in your house, cause they pay half the rent.