Hey, heard yo mama was chasin' after a school bus ... cuz she thought it was a giant Twinkie!
Hey! That snap is older than the crust in Yo Mama's underwear!
What's the difference between yo mama and a bucket of cow manure? The bucket.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the main ingredient in Ding Dongs.
Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?
Heard yo mama fills up the bathtub ... THEN puts the water in.
Yo Mama so FAT, when she goes to the shoe-shiner, she has to take his word that he's done.
She's so fat, there isn't enough room to play one-on-one basketball.
In fact, she's so fat, when she plays goalie, she's offsides at the same time.
She's so ugly, she picked up a toad and it peed two gallons.
If Ugliness were bricks, yo mama would have her own projects.
Know how they made the movie, "Speed"? They dressed your mama up and drove her while they dangled a Hostess Cupcake in front of her.
Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama cuz she's a saint ... a Saint Bernard.
What's the difference between yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds. How do you even it up? Either force-feed the buffalo, or shave yo mama.
YO MAMAS SO...
YO MAMAS SO FAT
YO MAMAS SO STUPID
YO MAMAS SO OLD
YO MAMAS SO POOR
YO MAMAS SO UGLY
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