If you are a Chav, you're about to hate me. And if you're a chav, then the chances are, I won't like you very much - you stupid brainless directionless idiot!

Hello, Dennis Julabard here. Over time I'm getting angrier and moodier over the 'mainstreamness' of life which both makes life generally boring for the 'individuals' and supresses them. Big businesses slowly buying up smaller ones or putting them out of business. Scum like Microsoft and Virgin are branching out where they don't belong, and before we know it they'll have the world. As the Suicide Machines say, the corporations are the invisible government. We already know that President bush is in the pocket of several corporations.

We have Hollywood movies which either latch onto a trend and release endless sequels or take a movie and remake it - americanise it - which ends with a watered down movie which offends fans of the original. Millions have fallen for 'The Matrix' and 'Lords and the Rings' (or whatever it's called). Take a story, pump millions of dollars of special effects in it and hey presto - Mr stupid public thinks it's great! Then a genuinly good movie comes out but has little in the way of effects and it's looked down upon or doesn't get coverage because of the endless dollars thrown at the bigger films to get greater media coverage. Back when I was at school, only the 'geeks' read Lord of the rings, and were ridiculed for liking the whole world of orcs and stuff - but now along comes Hollywood and the hypocrites like it because it's full of special effects.
The worst offender in the world of movies is Sony who took a perfectly fine company, Columbia, and turned it into a money grabbing den of evil, rarely releasing a movie of any calibre higher than 'braindead'. And now they've 'bought' MGM. Bad news for James Bond fans. Where are they going to end? Buying every movie company there is? Sony are SCUM.



Oh, Pop music - 'music created not by devotion, but solely for ambition and fame'. 'Music' which appears in the charts most of the time isn't written by the 'artist' and is only made popular because of the music companies pumping money into it's promotion. Would they be popular without this advertising cash? No way. And who makes the money? A larger proportion goes to the publisher rather than the 'musician' - the puppet of the record company. The worst offenders are cheesy pop and 'Hip Hop' - what a mess.



And the worst offender by far is 'named brand clothing'. Who's cooler ; the person who wears clothes covered in logos and names so that they can look cool and fit into a group, or the individual who dresses how they like - not caring what people think. Take a clusp of young people in town on a saturday - chances are the're all dressed practically the same, Chavvy scum. Trends are for people who need a direction to follow because they don't have one of their own. Dressing like their favourite stars or people that they see in magazines is not clever - it's downright unintelligent and shows both lack of character and individuality. The 'best' thing about wearing some tshirt or something with a named brand is that you pay a stupid price ; and then the maker get's free advertising on your clothes. Yes, that makes you stupid!


"For every Puma logo you see on the street, another child is killed in a sweatshop"



Soccer. Get a life. It's not about sport, it's about money and if you can't see that then you have the typical intellect of a soccer fan - of a stupid chavvy yob. Oh look - a bunch of ponces that get paid more in a week than the average person does in a year. Scum. They should get pad £20,000 per year max. We make them national heroes, they get medals and honours for practically doing nothing, and the fans get so worked up about their team 'not getting as many soccer points' as another team. Oh no! disaster! "I support Newcastle" enthuses a fan. A fan who lives nowhere near Newcastle and hasn't even been there - instead of supporting his local team 'because they're crap', they randomly choose one. Yes - your local team may be crap, but that's because they don't get support of people both financially and motivationally. There are so many flaws with soccer that it makes me want to puke. Not to mention the multi-million spent on advertising on every inch of the soccer field or whatever it's called. It's as wrong as strangling pandas. The whole sport is rubbish and so are the chavs who like it.