friday.september.28.2001.quarter-past-nine pm.

quick quiz: what kind of person puts a sleeper hold on their mom so hard that she does, in fact, 'go to sleep', while sitting in a chair, falls off said chair, and hits her head so hard that it cuts open (requiring 3 stitches)?

a really, really, really, really, really ass-nasty shitty one (that doesn't at all, ever again, deserve any kinds of :::kiss:::es), don't you agree?

yeah, so yesterday, joking around, i put a sleeper hold on my mom....

ick, i suck.