What would Jesus do? As we race towards Armageddon in the year 2000, this is a question we will be asking ourselves more and more. All around us, biblical prophecies are coming true. Wars, famines, diseases, and natural disasters are at an all-time high. In our personal lives, divorce, vulgarity, adultery, and a myriad of other vices are tearing away at out families and social institutions. In these trying times, it may become easy to grow confused and misled, and you may be tempted to make some unfortunate choices. At those moments, it will be important to look to The Lord for guidance.
When you feel the urge to sleep in on Sunday morning, and not go to church, ask yourself, "what would Jesus do?" When you become tempted by money and material possessions, ask yourself, "what would Jesus do?" When attending holiday parties or picnics, and a friend or relative tries to talk you into overindulging with food or spirits, ask yourself, "what would Jesus do?
Boys, when you're classmates approach you in the schoolyard and say "Hey man, like, let's take some drugs! They'll make you feel groovy!," ask yourself, "what would Jesus do? Girls, when that new boy you've been dating says, "C'mon, baby! Let's have sex, it'll make you feel groovy! Don't worry 'bout no condoms, 'cuz if you get pregnant, you can always get an abortion! Haw! Haw! Haw!," ask yourself, "what would Jesus do?"
Husbands, when you come home early from work, only to find your wife in bed with another man, what will happen? Will you you give in to the temptation and join them in bed, engaging in a bisexual three-way orgy? Will you suck on this strange man's engorged member as he inserts his fingers in your wife's rectum and empties his seed down your throat and all over your face? Or will you ask yourself, "what would Jesus do?"
Wives, when your husband molests your children and brutally beats you every night, what will you do? Many women in this situation will only make the matter worse by seeking divorce. Will you make the same mistake? Remember, the Bible states that wives should be submissive to their husbands, and that divorce is a sin. So before you make the awful mistake of divorce, and damn yourself forever to the eternal flames of Hell, ask yourself, "what would Jesus do?"
1. BUTANE FUNERAL
2. LAMB POOPS ON THE STOVE
3. CHILDREN OF THE SOLAR FLARE
4. JUST THE THOUGHT OF YOU
5. MAN OF THE FUTURE
6. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME
7. THE SLEEPING GODS
8. MAXI PAD
9. THE MAN IN MY SHADOW
10. MY NAME IS MASTAH JAM
11. THE PACT
12. PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS MAN
