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Sounds


Here are a few of the sounds I (and my brother, Dennis) have collected. Be sure to check back every now and then for changes!

SNL

If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!
We've got three sizes...
Would you like to touch my monkey?
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor...
Worship me (Phil Hartman)
Stuart Smalley
Motivational Speaker, Matt Foley
Hans und Franz

the Simpsons

Homer: Aaaah! I mean, Ah, hello
Homer: Whats the number for 911?
Moe: Oh, you're looking for a Smithers, first name Waylon...
Homer: Sweet merciful...
Homer and Lisa: Do you have fruit? Purple's a fruit.
Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English...
Ralph Wiggum: on nosebleeds
Ralph Wiggum: needs help
Ralph Wiggum: worm
Ralph Wiggum: Oh boy sleep!...

Kids In the Hall

Scora! the gentle shark
The Eradicator!
Girl-drink Drunk.
Sir M.C. Simon Mulligan welcomes you.
Sir M.C. Simon Mulligan welcomes you differently.
Sir M.C. Simon Mulligan - Now you're cooking with evil gas.
Sir M.C. Simon Mulligan - Walk alone on the path of evil.
Bruce McCullough from Kids in the Hall
Jerry, you are clearly insane!
2nd Asst. Manager of the 9th floor in charge of supplies.
Annoying question kid.

Newsradio

Bill MacNeil: The Santa in the lobby is trying to...
Bill MacNeil: Is it cold in here or...
Bill
Bill: On friendship
Lisa: Matthew you're half...Mathew:...
Bill: Getting ahead

British Comedy

Monty Python's Flying Circus: I'm opposed to all this sex on TV...
Monty Python's Flying Circus: I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
Monty Python's Flying Circus: And now for something completely different...
Monty Python's Flying Circus: Crunchy Frogs: Do you even de-bone them?
Monty Python's Flying Circus: We now interupt this program...
The machine that goes BING
Black Adder: I believe the phrase rhymes with...
Baldric
Black Adder: I'd rather french-kiss a...
Black Adder: If you want something done properly...

Kelly's Heroes

Oddball (50.1k)
Oddball
Oddball

Office Space

Milton about his stapler.
TPS reports.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Mind your P's and Q's buster!
How can they possibly expect me to go to school on a day like this?
I don't trust this kid as far as I could throw him….

So I Married an Axe Murderer

Evyl. Like the fru-its of the devyl.
I hated the colonel!
I was just naked.

Other Cartoons

The Tick (The Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight)
Die Fladermaus from the Tick on Sewer Urchin
The Tick: You splattered my sidekick!
The Tick: I am Mighty!
The Tick (More Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight)
The Tick (Even more Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight)
Butthead wants a tattoo
CAPTAIN CAAAAAVEMAN!
Elmer Fudd hunting wabbits
A suspicious Elmer Fudd
The Roadrunner
Yosemite Sam: I hates that rabbit
Marvin the Martian: I hate computers
Devastator from the Transformers
Optimus Prime from the Transformers
The Joker from Batman: The Animated Series (Mark Hamil provides the voice)

Misc.

Cylon from Battlestar Galatica
Old man from the Snickers commercial; That's great, but who are the Chefs?
Silent Bob: Adventure, excitement...
Last Starfighter: You have been recruited by the Star Leaque...
Princess Bride: Inconceivable!
Princess Bride: Hello, I'm Inigo Montoya...
Mad TV: Gump Fiction...
Donnie from Just Shoot Me
Spaceballs: Dark Helmet: Say goodbye...
The Adams Family - Lurch
Bruce Banner of/is the Incredible Hulk
The Soup Nazi
Connor MacLeod: There can be only one!
Dude (The Big Lebowski)
Rowdy Roddy Piper (They Live): I came here to chew bubble gum...
William Munny (Unforgiven): Anyone who don't wanna...
Godzilla
Wolverine being witty
George McFly's experience with Darth Vader
Dean Wormer being secret… double secret!
American Pie: I was used…
Worf expressing sentiment
W.O.P.R. from Wargames "Shall we play a game?"
R2D2

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