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***MaD fUnNiE JoKeZ***
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WelcOMe 2 mAh FuNnIe JoKe'Z PagE n sOrRiE pPlz dIs pAge iSh sTilL UnDeRcOnStRuCtIoN........

Boy vs. Girl
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says: "See this football? Football is a boy's game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying & tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling: "Nah nah nah". The little boy gets mad & points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boy's bike, & girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by & the little girl is riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most private of parts, & says: "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these & your mother can't go buy you one!" The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl: "Well, what do you have to have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dress and says: "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
liLaZnxK'Z HoMePaGE 2001!