I know what you're thinking

AWWWW a cute rubber ducky page

You couldn't be more wrong !

what is wrong with these cute
little quackers
You ask ?

I really think you should sit down for this
..oh..ok you are sitting

I have some very bad news for you
In fact
It's pretty horrible

I believe these adorable little
squeekers
are trying to
RULE THE WORLD

yes those little floating cuties
Every mom gets for their kids
Even today
BUT..

Did you ever notice that kids
Hardly ever
Play with these
In the bathtub ?
there are in the crib,playpen or toybox

go look and see for your self

Do they unconsciously
know something adults don't ?

How did I come to discover this
Ducky Disturbance

A friend/co-worker
I will just call her ducky
In fact thats what I do call her !

hmmmmmm?
is it because her hair is
almost the color of the
bills on those duckys?

We work retail
there is lots of new products
showing up all the time
"Ducky" pointed out the first arrival
inoccent looking Rubber duckys
that came as a family
hmmmmm?
A mommy and 3 little baby duckys
the real cute kind when you at look them
you feel all yellow and orangey inside

They must have caught on
about kids not playing with them in the tub
Because those fendished feathered fowls
showed up a week or so later embeded in soap
"Ducky" showed me these as well
hmmmmm?
(I was begining to wonder why
"ducky" kept showing me
these rubber rascals)

Thinking oh yeah kids HAVE to wash up !
I was still unsuspecting of them
I got one for my daughter
I got home with it And gave it to her

"AWWW how sweet it's just to cute to use"

So it's sits on the shelf in her room now
Everynight when I kiss her good night
I get a look at the dastardly ducky
staring sappily out at me
throu his clouded coffin
I can't help but chuckle knowing
THIS ONE will never escape

Yet again they tried to invade with another
Ducky Diversion
A Ducky Shower Radio
Are they trying to send us
subliminal quack Messages ?

The latest ducky damper
They had the nerve to show up on
Flip Flops

Do they want us to walk with webbed feet ?

At this point
I was really starting to worry
about my friend "ducky"
she would walk by me...
you got it and "quack"

Has she been taken over by these demented duckys?

could she be the queen quacker?

only time will tell!!