Quotes

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Great Sox and Nomar Quotes

• Jeter's got the looks (yeah, right), A-Rod's got the talent, but Nomar's got both!! GO NOMAR!!!
• The Red Sox are the Susan Lucci of baseball, but this year, we reverse the curse!!
• But Garciaparra, he's MY man!!!
• Nomar's awesome. He's just a flat-out stud. said by Trot Nixon. I couldn't have said it better my self!
• Said by Lisa on Nomar's nose: Does it effect his vison?
• People always want to compare you to someone else, but you have to have your own style. If not, you can't be successful. Said by The Man Himself, Nomar!
• Nomar on winning AL Player of the Week: That means nothing to me. I want a World Series ring, and when I get one, I'll want five, one for each finger. That's why I play. That's the only reason I play.
• On his pre-atbat routines: I've done this since I was a little kid. I just like things tight when anything's on my feet or hands. I do my toe-tapping so my feet are at the end of my shoes, and the same things with my hands, my gloves mustn't be loose at all. Before I exert any energy, my shoes and gloves have to be tight.
• Rooting for the Yankees takes all the courage, imagination, conviction and baseball intelligence of Spam. Said by Rick Reilly. Next two quotes also by him from
• Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Brad Pitt to get the girl or for Bill Gates to hit Scratch 'n' Win.
• [All Yankee fans not living in one of the five NY boroughs] who root for the team will be considered overdog-loving, Eveready-chucking, bandwagon-hopping, fair weather, brown nose, pucker-lipped human goiters and be required to turn in their pinstriped underwear or be tossed into the East River with only Chuch Knoblauch to throw them a life preserver.
• He's a baseball player from the time her gets up in the morning until the time he goes to sleep at night. -Dan Duquette
• I see the spark and desire and passion he has. It's refreshing to see a young player with that kind of makeup. this game need more Nomars. -Paul Molitor
• I'm not getting close to his cap to smell it. I can see five layers of sweat from the beginning of the year. He's got a pair of underwear with about two strands left. But he'll lose all that soon, once he realizes his talent and just plays the game. -Mo Vaughn
• I think he's lived up to the expectations and then some. I think that by the time he's done that he could probably be one of the best who has ever played, not just for the Red Sox, for all of baseball. -Darren Bragg
• I saw a lot of good things out there. We all dressed alike, which is good. And we all had the same hats out there. All the young kids, they all wore red hats, which is definitely a positive thing. -Nomar after this year's exibition opener
• He's built tremedously well, said Joseph Abboud, comparing him to Adonis, the mythological youth know for his good looks. His style is very natural and underplayed.
• I'm the youngest, Derek's the richest, and Nomar's the best. -- the oh-so-wise A-Rod
• Nomar's so hot he should come with a warning label!
• He's so far above us, we're like ropes on the Good Year Blimp. (stolen from What About Bob?)

Friend quotes! (Time Capsule 98-99)

• BI-CYCLE! BI-CYCLE!!!!! I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike......!!!!
• Oh, General!! Hallelujaih!!
• Like a virgin.....VOGUE!!! Like a prayer!
• I am the sun and the air.......I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.
• No!! No!!! Too sexy!! Too Sexy!!! But I must!!
• Oops! I crapped my pants!!
• You crap me up!!
• Lisa, did you know that you are not at the computer next to me? What color am I writing in? I NEED to know!!
• Beth, pleeeeeeeease remain silent...........
• So, what's my chance, of getting to anything to ya, in your pants??!!!!
• DA-DA-DADADA-DADADADA.....DOG SHOW!!
• That was a very loud beep, I don't even know if this is working, Lisa! Lisa, are you there are you screening your calls it's Alexa!
• HOWIE!!!!!!!!!
• Hold me and don't you let go! (cue the floor humps!)
• Some nice hot coffee!!! Coffee is so good, I can't understand why it isn't a sin!
• the adaptations to Sue Me and other Guys and Dolls music
• THIS is so exciting...YOU are so inviting...
• Everybody loves fruit!
• Why? What does it mean? How do you know?
• We cool? Coffee Cakes!!!!!!
• Pizza and such.
• I-love-it-I-love-it I LOVE IT!!!! (in a nonsexual way)
• Good to know! Good to know!!
• The.....How Do You Say?...Ah, Yes!...Show!!!

Momentous Occasions!

• The BSB concert!! (Howie slapping Nick's butt, Brian and Kevin hugging and AJ changing!!)
• My birthday party!! (meeting Zoom and Jared!!)
• USO Show (I've said it once already, but it needs repeating: THIS is so exciting, YOU are so inviting!!
• Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Multiple meanings)
• Ms. Moore not calling on Lisa in science
• the many stalkings!!! (Incredible Hunk-eating a pole!!!)
• Ball in the House!!!! (the man in the red suit!!!!!)
• This is a Test! (A what?)
• Jimmy Murphy!!!!!!!
• Our BSB video!! (Brian's my cousin, AJ pelvic thrusts!)
• And many more to come!!!