Derek Jeter is soooooooo Ugly!!!!

I love making fun of Jeter and I thought it would be fun to start collecting ugly, weird and scary pictures of him - Lord knows there's many out there! Today I went out into the firey pits of hell also known as the Derek Jeter Fans Sites to find some more for my collection. Well, my eyes are STILL hurting and I think I'm going blind in my left eye. Luckily, frequent glances at my Nomar pics and the moral suppport of friends helped me through this difficult ordeal.

The worst part of my day was realizing I had accidentally made a Jeter pic my computer's wall paper. After my inital reaction that I had died and gone to hell and the screaming subsided, I was able to fix the problem.

I hope you all realize the sacrifices I made for you today. I am emotionally scarred from what I've seen (there are WAY too many Jeter Fans Sites and pics available out there! Nomar has about an eighth of the exposure this joke gets), but I am dedicated to getting you the best ugly Jeter pictures possible so we can all make fun of the Demon that is Derek Jeter. I don't think I am ever again venturing out of the warm and fuzzy confines of Nomar Land out into the cold, hard Jeter world, so if anyone has anymore appropriate Jeter pics, please send them to me at NomarGirl5@aol.com with the subject "Ugly Jeter." Thanks in advance for your help and enjoy!

A special thanks to Creedgirl182!!! If she hadn't sent me the pic of Jeter scratching his bum and yawning and the Skippy pic, I might have never had the idea to make an Ugly Jeter page! Thank you again!!

The Demon Child!!!

Nice Afro!


Wow. This picture is REALLY bad! I LOOOOOOOVE IT!!!


He looks so greasy in this one!


EW!!! My worst nightmare!!!! Two Jeters with Skippy telling me to "spread it all over"!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (the one on the left is fatter than the one on the right, don't u think?)


I love this pic cuz he looks so bad! Yawning while scratching his bum! HAHA!!!


A bit PO'd we voted Nomar the '99 All-Star starter, Derek?


Now I would HATE to be that Phillies guy!


Jeter can't take his eyes off the backside of this Blue Jays player!


Now he can't keep his hands off the Twins player!


He is just facinated with the other teams' rears!


And his own teams.' It looks like his team mates are getting concerned.


Here's Jeter doing his best Nomar impression.


HAHA!! Now THAT'S gotta hurt! Well, actually, it probably doesn't cuz there's nothing there!


Trying a little too hard to be cool and failing miserably.


I am seriously frightened.


Jeter and Posada getting friendly during BP.


Jeter flirting with Posada.


The happy couple! (With that big cross in the background, you'd think they'd be screaming and writhing and melting onto the floor!)


Uh-oh! It appears Posada's out of the picture and Jeter's with new boy toy Chuch Knoblauch!


U-G-L-Y You ain't go no alibi, you ugly!!!!


I think Jeter's realizing his cereal is nasty! His skin is very blotchy in this pic!


Jeter making one of over 20 errors this season!


Jeter looking satanicly like Paul O'Neill when he gets into one of his hissy fits!


CHECK OUT THIS GREAT UGLY JETER ARTICLE!!!


In a recent column rating the shortstops defensively by Baseball Prospectus, they rated Jeter as the WORST! Here's what they said:

"1. Derek Jeter, New York Yankees. Don’t take this to mean that he should be moved from shortstop; he shouldn’t. He costs the Yankees perhaps 20-30 runs a year with his glove, but makes that back easily with his bat. Defensively, Derek Jeter is positively horrible. He takes forever to release the ball, has no range, his footwork was best described by Joel Grey in Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins and he will join the ranks of the defensively horrific who win Gold Gloves because of their charisma, the occasional highlight reel play, exposure and their offensive production. Kirby, Ken, Carney, Ryne...please welcome Derek!"

HAHA!!! Is that great or what?! If you want to read the rest of the article, click HERE. Nomar isn't listed in the best nor worst catergory as well he shouldn't be because he's not the best nor worst in defense. I just thought their analysis of Jeter was great!



Get away from that Ugly Jeter and back into the loving arms of Gorgeous Garciaparra.

Or check out Jeter's teammates in Ugly Yankees!!!