| Don't forget to: | When: | Notes: | EAT | At least 2 meals a day | Anything besides Ramen or Candy!!! |
| Bathe | once a day | Shave if neccesary!!!!!!! |
| Dress | BEFORE going outside | dress appropriatly for work! |
| Feed Rabbit | keep dish full | DO NOT STARVE BUNNY |
| Poop | at least once daily | if you do not poop for more than 3 days go to CVS for enema!! Again |
| Clean | As much as possible | Room and Car (its ok as long as you can stand the smell) |
| Watch Conan | 12:35 Monday -Friday | Must go home after Conan |
| Check E-Mail | Every Five Minutes | Make friends...so checking e-mail will turn up results. |
| Have Fun | Occasionaly | Tell Customer Service Desk personel to page such people as Betty Humpter and Mike Hunt. |
| What year it is! | Whenever Mike forgets! | Remember that after the year 1999 it will be 2000! . |