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This.. is a page about Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. He is the *star* of his own comic book, so you can say. Johnny is the brainchild (heeh, funny word that is)of Sir Jhonen Vasquez. (ah yes, I have knighted him.. well no, but, I like calling him Sir.) The comics are full of sarcasm, and talking inanimate objects, supposщd reincarnating insects, violence (humurous and.. otherwise..), Satan.. who is a cheerleader.. just in case you didn't know, love.. heh well not normal 'love' but anyways.., talking noodles, all kinds of fun stuff.

Johnny really needs his bactine..

This is Johnny. You can call him Nny, but he may kill you. Uhh.. well. Nny lives next to Squee, also pictured. Squee is saying 'Squeek!', but don't let that fool you, he's not a squeek type person. He's definitely a Squee type person. Johnny once rescued him from a child molester at a shopping mall.. but I won't get into that. Anyways, Johnny kills people. Well they're usually stupid people.. but yeah. He has to kill them to keep the wall wet.(there's a thing behind that wall too, and it looks a lot like the alien from alien.. but umm.. yeah.) Nny actually does fall in love, too.. with a girl named Devi.. but things go kinda bad when he threatens to kill her to 'immortalize the moment'.. but she ends up killing him anyways. Not directly, actually it was VERY indirect.. blah. And well, Nny dies, he's a flusher, he meets God, (WHEE!! I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY!!), he meets Satan, he's resurrected, he gets cool hair. Yup. Heh summarizing a whole series of comic books is a fun thing to do. If you don't like my summary, go out and buy the damn books! They're like $3 a piece, you cheap bastard. (oops, sorry, didn't mean that. Well..) More Johnny pictures!! Y'know you love 'em!!

Evil mocking pastry products..!!

This is Happy Noodle Boy. He's featured in the JtHM comics as sort of a.. well.. distraction. There's usually just a one page Noodle Boy mini-comic thing that can really mess with your head. 'Cuz Noodle Boy be insane. He's supposed to be a drawing of Nny's, but.. you know he's just one way for the voices in Jhonen's head to be expressed. Lots of drawing 'til early in the morning, not enough sleep, and too many Cherry Fizz-Wizzes can do that to a person, I guess. Heh well,cease your flatulence, clitoral cheeze-nip, i'll shut up now. OoNF! (see, thats what happens when you spend too much time making a webpage, yus, fly piggy fly)

'My life is a dark pit of darkness.'

This is Anne Gwish. Her life is a dark pit of darkness. Umm... she's not really prominent in the JtHM series, it's just sort of a way for Jhonen to instill some slight self-mockery. I suppose. Miss Gwish leads a 'gothic' life.. and watch out, don't wear blue jeans, she'll ostracize you. Ah, well, I'm off to go smoke some clove cigarettes in a dank smoky stinky little club with all my friends who are clad in black. Whee.. self mockery is fun..!