· Devi. ·

This is a page devoted to Devi. She's a girl.. yes she is. She first appeared in a JtHM 'Meanwhile..', yes, the "YOU PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!" 'Meanwhile.' Heh, well, that should confuse you if you haven't read it.. but moving on.

Devi..became the love interest of our dear Johnny.. and she made him happy. Being the sick little fellow he is, he tried to kill her in order to 'immortalize the moment' of his happiness. Uhh.. well Devi escaped and gave Nny a case of severe head trauma.. but that's good because now she gets to have her own little series.. '*I Feel Sick*.. the Story of a Girl.' - Note: Please don't mention that song.. uggghhh... -

Devi is an artist. She works for a book company called NERVE publishing, creating color inserts and cover art and all sorts of lovely stuff for their books. She's often very drawn into her work.. but a while ago she started a painting. It's a painting of a weird little doll..(she named it Sickness) and it seems to be sucking in her attention. She tried to escape Sickness by working all the time, but now she's finding it harder and harder to focus on her actual work.. and it seems like the Sickness is trying to control her even more. Devi starts getting more paranoid and tends to stay in her house quite a bit..

As Devi turns into more of a recluse.. her friend Tenna tries to get her out of the house.. unsuccessfully. (Well, they did go to 'EAT OR DIE' but uh.. that didn't really help anything.) Sickness starts taking firmer control of Devi's mind, but.. Devi decides to do something.. She quits her job. And.. Sickness gets pissed. Seeing that there have been only 2 episodes to the 'I Feel Sick' series, that's pretty much all I can tell ya.

oOo.. Here are some random 'I Feel Sick' quotes for ya..:

·'Wet Jimmy's Gourmet Assmeats.. Do this be pickup or delivery?' 'I HUNGER FOR ASSMEATS! BITCH!'

·'My ass has become a giant crab! And it's pinching my ass!!

·'GODDAMN! I LOVE CHICKEN!'

·'FUCK!' <~ tehe, funny expletive.

·'just a big..fuckin' box o' monkeys..'

·'Make it a Space-Piggy!'

·'Looks like SOMEBODY needs my zesty blend of JOY and SPICES!!' 'Good God! SPICES!? NOOOOOO!'

·'Jumping..into..morbidly..obese..woman.. BAD..'

·'It's a miserable planet you've landed on, Sickness. But it's mine, and I don't want company.'