!: SQuEe :!

This is a page about Squee. His real name's Todd Casil, and he's a boy. He's also Johnny's neighbor.. so that makes him a well, abnormal boy. But, Nny's just one of his problems.

Squee lives next to our dear "wacky" Johnny. They don't see each other often, at first.. (except when Nny is in need of bactine..) But.. anyways, Squee is later saved from being molested (by some creepy bald guy). He is saved by none other than.. Johnny. Ah.. the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Squee's parents.. well.. they don't like him. They let him know that as often as possible. Oh, and his Grandfather tries to eat him a lot.

·'No, you're wrong Shmee. They're not bad people. They love me. They don't really mean it when they tell me to get kidnapped.'

Well.. Squee has a dear friend named Shmee. Shmee is a bear. (aha, FUCK YOU BEAR!! YOU SPEAK LIES!! er.. sorry, burst o' Johnny) Squee does have friends in school.. too. Unfortunately, they're often related to Satan. (that can come in handy sometimes, though.)

·'AHHH!!! HE'S GONNA BLOW UP OUR HEADS!!!!'

Fun Squee quotes kiddies!!:

·'I thought we were having Stove Top?! I want none of this soul-toast!!'

·'Shmee.. I think there's something wrong with this world.'

·'Just think of me as your own personal *trauma-sponge*.'

·'You gots some weird eyeballs, boy.'

·'I'm so full of artificial parts, I'm practically a cyborg!!'

·'You ever notice how ugly them monkey butts are?? All red'n'pokey!'

·'Margie.. that strange little neighbor boy is sleeping on the roof with a crowbar again..'