Presidential Titanic

Presidents Ford, Reagan, Carter, Nixon and Clinton were on a ship that hit an iceberg.

Ford screamed, "What should we do?",
Reagan said, "Man the lifeboats",
Carter said, "Women and children first",
Nixon said, "Screw the women and children"
Clinton said, "Do you think we have time?"

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