50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
3. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
4. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
5. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut up!"
6. Leave a box between the doors.
7. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
8. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
9. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
10. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
11. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
12. Start a sing-along.
13. Shave.
14. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
15. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask "Got enough air in there?"
16. Play the harmonica.
17. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
18. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
20. Lean against the button panel.
21. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, and growl when ever someone new comes on.
22. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
23. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
24. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
25. Lean over to another passenger and whisper "Noogie patrol coming!"
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
27. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
28. Bring a chair along.
29. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
30. Wear clothes that make it look like you're in a gang, bring a huge boombox, carry it on your shoulders with the speakers facing your ear, and then play classical music as loud as you can.
31. Do Tai Chi exercises.
32. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
33. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
34. Blow spit bubbles.
35. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
36. Start frantically brushing off your clothes while screaming "Someone please! Get all these damn spiders off of me!"
37. Meow occasionally.
38. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
39. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
40. Announce in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable host body."
41. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
42. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
43. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
44. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
45. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
46. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
47. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
48. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
49. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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