Morning, Hunny
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched
her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of
your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself
better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with
a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get
rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if
you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman
and your brother.
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