Prez Dispenser


Al Gore said:

"We all know the leopard can't change his stripes"

"I can't name a song, I'm just a really big fan." (to rocker Courtney Love)

"We feel, and the department of defence feels, that problem is not going to be a problem."

"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple."

"He taught me how to clean out hog waste with a shovel and a hose"

"I've put it in the plant beds and transferred t.  I've hoed it.  I've suckered it.  I've sprayed it." (on tobacco)

"When we come here, we see the longpole pine and the Douglas fir."

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."






George W. Bush said:

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough for the job is underestimating."

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something, and you don't do it, that's trustworthiness."

"It's clearly a budget.  It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"I understand small business growth.  I was one once."

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water.  If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.  I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"Public speaking is very easy."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple:
Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame.
Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy"

"I will say to the countries in the Middle East, don't you dare hold us hostile."

"The legislature's job is to write the law.  It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."

"The woman who wrote that I had dyslexia, I never interviewed her."

"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."

"More and more our imports come from overseas."

"They misunderestimated me."

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

"The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial."










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