So I write poetry. Haiku, actually. Bad haiku, no less.
And I'm going to put them here, so that you can read them.
Disclaimer: Most of these are based on personal experiences and private jokes. So chances are they'll make no sense to you, in addition to being of rather poor quality. Don't say I didn't warn you.
What is haiku? 1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons. 2. A poem written in this form.