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Miscellaneous Haiku.

There's a whole lot of these.

BRR
I want to go back
(it's fifteen degrees outside)
To Aruba now.
 
ODE TO THE PLAGUE
I can't taste or smell.
My head is so full of snot.
It's better this way.
 
TODAY IN CLASS
I hate to break it
To you, Dr. Stine, but you're
Not Sean Connery.
 
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
A man sits by me.
I pretend he's a gangster.
Commuter rail fun.
 
ODE TO THE COMMUTER RAIL
The grimy windows
And the sticky pleather seats--
I don't want to know.
 
NECK STAB KEN DOLL SCARE
Why can one never
Understand the man who says
What the next stop is?
 
I DON'T NEED ANOTHER SWEATER
Most Gap employees
Are about as friendly as
Hardened criminals.
 
WHERE'S MY BLACK TURTLENECK?
I feel like a dork
Reading Machiavelli
In an Au Bon Pain.
 
12:43 AM
I'm swearing off boys,
As if I had sworn on to
Them in the first place.
 
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
Dining Services:
No one likes Papaya juice.
Can't you take a hint?
 
THE QUESTION
"How was your spring break?"
How anticlimactic my
Answer is: "Okay."
 
PROJECTION
I must decline, sir,
Your proposal of marriage.
You see, I garden.
 
AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG
Golden retriever--
Elvis reincarnated--
Sans sequined jumpsuit.

The next three need a little explanation. I was in an introduction course for psychology, and we were required to write a paper about an altruistic act we had performed. I couldn't think of one. I asked my roommate if she thought it would be okay if I just made one up. She said no. It got to be late, and the paper was due the next day, so I made one up anyway. When Lissa found out, she couldn't believe that I went ahead and did that.

PSYCH PAPER
Can the world forgive
Such a heinous sin as my
False altruism?
 
ARE YOU RUSTLING PAPER?
"You must be stopped!"
The paper came back scrawled black.
She is right, you know.
 
REDUCE THE SURPLUS POPULATION
It's nice to know that
You all think so much of me--
I am cold hearted.
 

And a haiku BY my lovely roommate, Lissa, composed during her Physics class today.

Muerto on the board.
Is this a definite sign
Of my physics grade?

You can really feel the pathos. What a brilliant young poet.

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All these haikus are copyright Rachel Steele, 1999. I can't imagine that you'd want to use them for anything, but I ask that you don't do so without giving me credit. Because, face it, I need all the credit I can get.