So you want to know something about me.

I was born in an eighteenth century London workhouse, the daughter of a dashing one-legged pirate and a kidnapped Scandinavian princess.

Well, maybe not. But I should have been.

If I'm not that, then what am I?

I'm a girl. I'm 22 years old. I'm from Massachusetts. I'm a college graduate (I think). I'm a bookstore employee. I'm underpaid. I'm uninspired about my future. I'm interested in art, theatre, and history. I'm overeducated and pretentious. I'm in front of my computer far too much (hence this web page). I'm easily amused. I'm an avid reader. I'm as non-athletic as they come. I'm somewhat socially inept. I'm near-sighted (thank the Maker for contact lenses). I'm the proud owner of (not one, but) TWO garden gnomes (and a lawn flamingo). I'm a Gemini. I'm taller than my older sister and shorter than my younger brother. I'm a classic spring (according to the "Color Me Beautiful" book). I'm hungry. I'm a licensed driver. I'm an American citizen. I'm definitely rambling. I'm going to stop now.

There, had enough?