I like big trucks, big hooters, and big Guns. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. The Boy Scouts is a great organization, regardless of which way your kid swings. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac and you're in the US, you'd better do it in English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July; and all other days too. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. The above also applies to sexuality. My heroes are John Wayne, Homer Simpson, Al Bundy and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. And if it isn't, maybe it's because we are emerging from an ice age (like we have been for the past 10,000 years) and not because of the cars we drive. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution. And why does this lying hypocrite still gets respect among the black, religious, or any other community. He is an emabarrassment to them all. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years. I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets. I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. I think beef jerky, chicken wings, and cookie dough could quite possibly be the perfect foods. If you are stupid enough to set hot coffee in your lap while you are driving you deserve to get burned I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a loving family. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. If urinating on our Flag, Mother Mary, or Jesus is what you call Art, A baseball bat upside your head is what I call Freedom of expression. I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when she has self esteem issues, and you are President of the United States. "Is" means "is", dumbass. |
