Cat Commandments
This is thanx to Desiree'...she keeps sending me the cutest things, I thoguht this one deserved a sopt ofn my site!!!
^,,^< Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when
> thy human is on the
> modem.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of
> the back of the modem.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet
> paper off the roll.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not sit in front of the
> television or monitor as if
> thou
> > are transparent.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the
> top of the refrigerator.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party
> and commence licking thy
>
> > butt.
>
>
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in
> thy human's face.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not leap from great heights
> onto thy humans' genital
> > regions.
> >
> > ^,,^< Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through
> closed doors.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm
> clock by walking on it.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can
> with the hinged lid, as
> thou
> > wilt fall in and trap thyself.
> > > ^,,^< Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat
> just as thy human is
> sitting
> > down.
> > > ^,,^< Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping
> human's bladder at 4a.m.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt realize that the house is not a
> prison from which to
> > escape at thy first opportunity.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if
> they are walking too
> slowly.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door
> when there are guests
> in
> > thy house.
> >
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt remember that thou are a
> carnivore and that houseplants
>
> > are not meat.
>
>
> > ^,,^< Thou shalt show remorse when being
> scolded.
>
>
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