"You must be joking!"
""You're a nail biter, and your mother never, ever loved you!"
"You guys must be out of your birds!"
"You're pretty tough with a fist in your hand."
"It's 'cause I'm short, I know."
"I am standing up!"
"Feed the chickens to the cows."
"You ain't got no wings, you chicken!"
"If you take the Monkees off the air, I'll hold my breath till my face turns blue."
"One more remark like that and I'll hit you with me purse."
"Now see what you've been and gone and done?"
"My name's Davy Jones and I think I love you."
"Holy frogslegs, that really makes me mad!"
"I never did like Chinese restaurants. One hour after eating there, you disappear."
