"Save the Texas Prairie Chicken."
""You're ugly, you're an ugly person, ugly, ugly, ooo are you ugly! And nobody likes you, least of all me. Nobody, no-body likes you. Take that!"
"Behind every dark cloud there's usually rain."
"Ooo-wow!"
"When it rains you get wet if you live in a parking lot."
"Boy, dumbass me."
"Due to a lack of interest tomorrow was canceled."
"Oh, twill it now?"
"Here I am, Mummy Man!"
"Why do you like that tie, Bob?"
